Due to all the negativity...
Since folks are frustrated (myself included) why not sit back and take some pot shots at the story?
Why not have a good laugh to break up all the negativity?
I'll begin:
Destiny's story just doesn't seem to exist...
You could say thay Destiny's storyline is a "Dead Space".
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"As it stands now, Destiny is a game that has yet to fulfill, well, its destiny."
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Where is Destiny's story?
Its shrouded in "The Darkness".
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Why is the Crucible called the Crucible?
Because when you see who wins the legendary reward...you feel crucified.
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How did "The Traveler" get its name?
It never dribbles.
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Why did the Guardians cross the road?
Because the storyline was on the otherside.
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Player 1: Did you hear they going to add gambling to Destiny?
Player 2: Sweet! When are they adding it? I'll finally be able to use my glimmer for something.
Player 3: Its already in game. We call it the Cryptarch.
Player 2: What can you win?
Player 3: No one wins.
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"That Wizard came from the Moon!"
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I hope that got a few chuckles out of some people. Or atleast made folks facepalm and/or cringe.
Its a fun way to vent.
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#Destiny
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The cryptarch. That's a joke.
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Want a Gjallarhorn? Gonna need that patience and time first
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Cmon people, I know some of these puns are from Heard in Destiny.
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Why are the Titans eyes so dry they ,can't blink
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*the cryptarch ^
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I had a really funny destiny joke. [spoiler]but I phogoth it[/spoiler]
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If I could remove one aspect from this game it would be the story. Oh wait.....
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I went to a hive party once...it was enthralling...
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Rahool is Cryptarded
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Damn girl are you Xur? Cause you just gave me a hard light.
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Haha that's about as funny as xur selling the ghally horn..... Never!
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To if you want to get raid, then just stick your sword in the Crota
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Iron banter
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The nightfall needs patience and time
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Why are titans' eyes always hurting? [spoiler]because they can't blink![/spoiler]
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I have a joke about Gjallarhorn, but you probably won't get it.
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This game Dregs on a bit. It's hardly en-thrall-ing!. I can't vandal much more of it. No longer a hive of activity. Guess we've fallen into bad ways. I am quite vexed about it. I'm losing control. It's a thorn in my side.
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Whenever I finish a TDM in COD I always leave behind a [i]red death[/i]
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A hive knocked me down, you can say I was [i]cursed[/i]
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*Pushes dreg off cliff* Looks down and says it seems you have fallen Sits behind lamp on bridge Watches thrall run off the edge Looks down Silly thrall your not fallen
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I bought an engram to the crytarch. It was a legendary engram.[spoiler]keyword WAS [/spoiler]
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Why wouldn't the Dreg go swimming? [spoiler]Because he always shank. Ugh[/spoiler]
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Just sayin [spoiler]the queens panty raid[/spoiler]
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What kind of phone does Omnigul have? [spoiler]Crotarolla[/spoiler] [spoiler]S/O to that guy who made this original joke[/spoiler]
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Hate on sepiks prime all you want, but you have to admit, he gets a [i]round.[/i]
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Everyones on destiny 2 execpt me :( [spoiler]still dont have gjallarhorn[/spoiler]