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Edited by Zero the Remnant:
5/13/2015 11:31:46 AM
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Destiny Puns & Jokes.
Due to all the negativity...
Since folks are frustrated (myself included) why not sit back and take some pot shots at the story?
Why not have a good laugh to break up all the negativity?
I'll begin:
Destiny's story just doesn't seem to exist...
You could say thay Destiny's storyline is a "Dead Space".
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"As it stands now, Destiny is a game that has yet to fulfill, well, its destiny."
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Where is Destiny's story?
Its shrouded in "The Darkness".
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Why is the Crucible called the Crucible?
Because when you see who wins the legendary reward...you feel crucified.
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How did "The Traveler" get its name?
It never dribbles.
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Why did the Guardians cross the road?
Because the storyline was on the otherside.
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Player 1: Did you hear they going to add gambling to Destiny?
Player 2: Sweet! When are they adding it? I'll finally be able to use my glimmer for something.
Player 3: Its already in game. We call it the Cryptarch.
Player 2: What can you win?
Player 3: No one wins.
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"That Wizard came from the Moon!"
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I hope that got a few chuckles out of some people. Or atleast made folks facepalm and/or cringe.
Its a fun way to vent.
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5 RepliesA yellow aura suddenly surrounded a guardian. The ghost asked "guardian, are you feeling okay?". The guardian answered "Okay? I'm feeling [i]super![/i]"
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The fallen were called the standing until they met Chuck Norris. Not my joke I'm just throwing it out there.
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1 ReplyEdited by N1sm0: 4/8/2015 7:10:26 PMGot another. "What does the guardian say when his plan fails? Time for Plan C" EDIT: New one but its not mine (credit to whoever made it) "The Iron Banner should be called the Iron Rose" [spoiler]Because it's full of Thorns[/spoiler]
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Why is it impossible to blaze a path to our reclamation? [spoiler][/spoiler] Because you cant get a hit with the No Land Beyond
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[quote]Due to all the negativity... Since folks are frustrated (myself included) why not sit back and take some pot shots at the story? Why not have a good laugh to break up all the negativity? I'll begin: Destiny's story just doesn't seem to exist... You could say thay Destiny's storyline is a "Dead Space". ---- "As it stands now, Destiny is a game that has yet to fulfill, well, its destiny." ---- Where is Destiny's story? Its shrouded in "The Darkness". ---- Why is the Crucible called the Crucible? Because when you see who wins the legendary reward...you feel crucified. ---- How did "The Traveler" get its name? It never dribbles. ---- Why did the Guardians cross the road? Because the storyline was on the otherside. ---- Player 1: Did you hear they going to add gambling to Destiny? Player 2: Sweet! When are they adding it? I'll finally be able to use my glimmer for something. Player 3: Its already in game. We call it the Cryptarch. Player 2: What can you win? Player 3: No one wins. ---- "That Wizard came from the Moon!" ---- I hope that got a few chuckles out of some people. Or atleast made folks facepalm and/or cringe. Its a fun way to vent.[/quote]
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Edited by Shadorai: 3/21/2015 4:21:02 AM"Dude, this ____ is taking forever to spawn!" "You just need Patience and Time, man." "Drastic times call for Corrective Measures!" "What's the best exotic rocket launcher?" "Well, i'll tell you the Truth on this one."
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3 Replies"We must pierce the tips of their summoning dicks" [spoiler]I'm aware its dirty[/spoiler]
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What's a pair of pants' favorite map in the crucible? The Pants-theon
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2 RepliesHow many fallen does it take to change a light bulb in the loot cave? *shrug* who has time to change a bleeping light bulb with 3000 guardians outside the door blasting...
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No land beyond
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1 ReplyI'd tell you a joke about gjallarhorn, but you won't get it.
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Are those pants purple, cause that ass is legendary.
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I guess I need some proper icebreakers
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5 RepliesI would tell a joke, but the good ones Archon.
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1 ReplyTheres a [b]Murmur[/b] around here.
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5 RepliesThe shotgun in PVP Is easy and fun for me Til I pissed off a warlock And then, to my shock He nova bombed the shite outta me
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Edited by Cain: 5/24/2015 9:20:26 PMSo first Hunter may be shun... ter Titan may be my tan and War lock could be a War's lock.
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The crucible one was terrible. A crucible is a place or occasion of severe test or trial. Not quite the same as a crucification. The others were good
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1 ReplyBest Joke [b]This Game[/b]
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2 RepliesSo I went to the no land beyond last week and a bunch of vex were spouting on about there surous regime trying to get me to follow it, I said -blam!- it I'm up for anything. I went off to tell others about it but as a ice breaker I told people about the universal remote and how invective it is but no one would let me get the last word in, I kept trying thinking all I need is patience in time and gaurdians will start listening but they just started becoming another nittc in my side but the truth is I think the whole thing is bad ju ju and its gona hit me like a hard light during the hawkmoon season, I stop spouting about the surous regime when I heard about Monte Carlo and how he got a disgracful red death. At Las I had a plan c but I stunk of dragons breath I activated starfire protocol which I learned from the thunderlord it was super good advice compared to what the 4th horsemen told me. So with ni back up plans and stuck in the glass house using my pocket infinity I used my lucky mida multi tool to acces the grave of the eternal warrior he had the lucky raspberry in with which I gave to xur and poisoned him the end
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How do Fallen ships fly?[spoiler]Ketch up[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMy girlfriend is like my gjallarhorn, I don't have one
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Crota is like a sleeping parent You don't wake them If you do then you have awoken the hunger of Crota
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Edited by Crusty Dog Booger (Adept): 4/15/2015 12:19:34 PMAll you need is a little patience and time to ketch up to the level 32 people
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Necro bumping.
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The cryptarch. That's a joke.
