Due to all the negativity...
Since folks are frustrated (myself included) why not sit back and take some pot shots at the story?
Why not have a good laugh to break up all the negativity?
I'll begin:
Destiny's story just doesn't seem to exist...
You could say thay Destiny's storyline is a "Dead Space".
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"As it stands now, Destiny is a game that has yet to fulfill, well, its destiny."
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Where is Destiny's story?
Its shrouded in "The Darkness".
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Why is the Crucible called the Crucible?
Because when you see who wins the legendary reward...you feel crucified.
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How did "The Traveler" get its name?
It never dribbles.
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Why did the Guardians cross the road?
Because the storyline was on the otherside.
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Player 1: Did you hear they going to add gambling to Destiny?
Player 2: Sweet! When are they adding it? I'll finally be able to use my glimmer for something.
Player 3: Its already in game. We call it the Cryptarch.
Player 2: What can you win?
Player 3: No one wins.
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"That Wizard came from the Moon!"
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I hope that got a few chuckles out of some people. Or atleast made folks facepalm and/or cringe.
Its a fun way to vent.
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#Destiny
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In old Russia, weapon dismantle you
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Before the release of the game destiny's story was spotted by the gorgons.
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Edited by Chastice: 5/15/2015 7:37:22 PMA warlock, a hunter, and a titan walk down a road and eventually reach a toll booth. Intent on continuing, they walk up to the attendant. The attendant looks at the warlock. "$1.50 please," he says. The warlock pays up and walks along. The attendant looks at the hunter. "$1.50 please," he says. The hunter pays up and walks along. The attendant looks at the titan. "$3.00 please," he says. The titan stares at the attendant for a moment and asks,"Why does it cost twice as much for me?" The attendant replies,"Shoulder charge."
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Destiny. Become Rare.
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I have a joke: [spoiler]Legendary Engrams[/spoiler]
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Why do Titans eyes hurt[spoiler]because they can't blink[/spoiler]
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Hey girl, is there is sync plate in your pants? [spoiler]Because my spire is rising[/spoiler]
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Hive had enough of these terrible jokes...
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My boyfriend says this all the time when we're fighting a boss: [i]it's all ogre now[/i]
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Hive fallen and I can't get up
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Edited by mandog_123: 10/6/2015 7:00:54 PMPlayer: "OMG I got a legendary!" Player2: "Cool lets go to the tower" *Proceeds to Tower and goes up to Cyptarch" Player: "It's going to be Legen- wait for it - blue :( *Jumps off towers and turns of console then proceeds to cry softly in corner*
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Why do titans always win staring contests? [spoiler][/spoiler] because they can't blink!
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I had a good destiny joke bit I phogoth it
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I once heard a great gjallarhorn joke... [spoiler]but you guys probably won't get it[/spoiler]
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Why don't you have sex with the Templar? [spoiler]Becuase he has harpies[/spoiler]
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Edited by TurnkeyCrown638: 3/24/2015 10:38:09 AMYou know how Atheon cheats. [spoiler]He takes supplicants[/spoiler]
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It wasn't me It was the darkness
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Edited by Zebra D. Luffy: 10/6/2015 5:48:12 PMWhat does our favourite agent of the 9 do during the week? [spoiler]He works as a Radio DispatchXûr[/spoiler]
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Prince Uldren is on Mars, an I'M on a massive ship.
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Petra Venj: Hey Variks PETRA I can finish prison of elders faster than you. Variks: Prison is mine Petra Venj: If I lose than I will aVENJ you
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Xurs inventory today
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My ghallarhorn is like my girlfriend, i dont have one
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When you walk into a kindergarten class after nap time: "We've woken the hive!"
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necro-bump
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I was watching the news about the Trials. It seems that the jury has come to a Found Verdict.
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A yellow aura suddenly surrounded a guardian. The ghost asked "guardian, are you feeling okay?". The guardian answered "Okay? I'm feeling [i]super![/i]"