Due to all the negativity...
Since folks are frustrated (myself included) why not sit back and take some pot shots at the story?
Why not have a good laugh to break up all the negativity?
I'll begin:
Destiny's story just doesn't seem to exist...
You could say thay Destiny's storyline is a "Dead Space".
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"As it stands now, Destiny is a game that has yet to fulfill, well, its destiny."
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Where is Destiny's story?
Its shrouded in "The Darkness".
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Why is the Crucible called the Crucible?
Because when you see who wins the legendary reward...you feel crucified.
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How did "The Traveler" get its name?
It never dribbles.
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Why did the Guardians cross the road?
Because the storyline was on the otherside.
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Player 1: Did you hear they going to add gambling to Destiny?
Player 2: Sweet! When are they adding it? I'll finally be able to use my glimmer for something.
Player 3: Its already in game. We call it the Cryptarch.
Player 2: What can you win?
Player 3: No one wins.
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"That Wizard came from the Moon!"
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I hope that got a few chuckles out of some people. Or atleast made folks facepalm and/or cringe.
Its a fun way to vent.
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#Destiny
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Uranus[spoiler]no[/spoiler]
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Well played lol
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Player 1: "I heard their adding Uranus" Player 2: "I hope it has caves full of shit" [spoiler]Not meant to be funny[/spoiler]
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#hater.
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No one has said it yet? C'mon guys! Read the spoiler...[spoiler]YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH[/spoiler]
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I went to the reef and some crazy haired tart said I wasn't [i]Awoken[/i], but I was clearly awake...
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God damn craptard (What I call the evil cryptarch) one is so true.. That dirty sneak, always giving me a mother f***ing uncommon for my legendary engrams.
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Edited by Zero the Remnant: 9/18/2014 10:06:23 PMNo matter how many times you shoot them. The Hive will never stop [i]moon[/i]ing you.
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Traveler joke was DA bess
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I know where the game's story is. On Uranus, because it's complete shit. :D
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The traveler one was the best
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Not sure if this is amazing or completely awful
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I'm hungry. I'll order a [i]Cabal[/i] Skewer when I get back to The Tower. I tried to land on Mars but I'm stuck in [i]Dead Orbit[/i].
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I wish I had a better weapon because my hand cannon has been rather [i]thorny.[/i] When I started the game I was rather frightened as I think I saw a [i]ghost.[/i]
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Destiny is a "good game"... [spoiler]jk i like it[/spoiler]