Due to all the negativity...
Since folks are frustrated (myself included) why not sit back and take some pot shots at the story?
Why not have a good laugh to break up all the negativity?
I'll begin:
Destiny's story just doesn't seem to exist...
You could say thay Destiny's storyline is a "Dead Space".
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"As it stands now, Destiny is a game that has yet to fulfill, well, its destiny."
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Where is Destiny's story?
Its shrouded in "The Darkness".
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Why is the Crucible called the Crucible?
Because when you see who wins the legendary reward...you feel crucified.
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How did "The Traveler" get its name?
It never dribbles.
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Why did the Guardians cross the road?
Because the storyline was on the otherside.
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Player 1: Did you hear they going to add gambling to Destiny?
Player 2: Sweet! When are they adding it? I'll finally be able to use my glimmer for something.
Player 3: Its already in game. We call it the Cryptarch.
Player 2: What can you win?
Player 3: No one wins.
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"That Wizard came from the Moon!"
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I hope that got a few chuckles out of some people. Or atleast made folks facepalm and/or cringe.
Its a fun way to vent.
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Who makes Cabal armor? [spoiler]Tony Sta'ark[/spoiler]
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A Fallen Captain named Lance Felt naughty and undid his pants He was the master At stroking it faster Because he used all four hands
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Edited by Taniks the Salty: 10/29/2015 11:44:09 AM*wears crota mask on Kings Fall* oh and [i]Ketch[/i]up
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that was awsome
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Super Good Advice: don't give up your day job
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Acolyte you on fire. [spoiler]I'm sorry xD[/spoiler]
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Heres what i think [i]REALLY[/i] happened in VoG: "Ok guys lets do this" "Wait...why isnt Pahin moving? (dont remember the name) "Dammit! Freakin error code! I got dropped from the fire team" "I got to go eat dinner" (says another) "Two ppl gone? -blam!- this im out!" (Another leaves) "Well. Good job guys we made it to the templar...we got the checkpoint." (Yet another leaves) Distant voice: "YOU GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!" "Ok ok! Im coming!" (Leaves) Only Kabr remains... "-blam!- it...its saturday ill one man it..." Attempts to one man...fails. Gets angry. *breaks console* Cant afford a new one. Never heard from again.
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Girl, are you Venus? Because you make my spirit bloom.
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Excuse me kind sir do you have a moment to talk about our lord and Savior the traveler.
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Edited by Lagg: 9/19/2014 11:17:30 PMI used to be a guardian like you, then I took an sparrow to the knee...
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Green engrams are like your mothers panties. They just keep dropping and nobody wants what's inside.
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Knock knock Who's there Crota Crota who? Crota's End -takes a massive shit on your lawn- :)
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My favorite has always been: I have a Gjallarhorn joke, you probably wont get it. :D..... :D............ -_-
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Captain: Help! I [i][b]Hive[/b][/i] [i][b]Fallen[/b][/i] and can't get up!
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Breaking news : New DLC said to include Raid on Cryptarch's storage room.
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I could tell you the jokes I have for Destiny. I could tell you all the puns I have. But first, we've AWOKEN THE HIVE!
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To mommas so fat, when she put on chatterwhite she became the traveler
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Destiny joke? I don't need a Destiny joke. DOS is more complicated. [spoiler]If you've ever farmed exclusion zone you know this one[/spoiler]
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I went to a hive party. It was rather enthralling
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I know I'm a bit late to the party, but anyway.... Which Vex is most likely to shoot his girlfriend? [spoiler]Oscar Praetorian[/spoiler]
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In old Russia, weapon dismantle you