There is this very attractive redhead who lives close to me, but her BF is a dick. I need 5 people to help me raid and wreck his house. The mental breakdown he'll have will cause her to dump him. Then I'll have a chance of getting laid! Plus I'm pretty sure he has exotic loot.
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The longface has entered the realm of flood. No escaping the longface.