Who says I want a relationship?
People suck.
They get in your way on the stairs and they eat your food and they hog the bed and they give you AIDs and they have shitty opinions and they like the wrong types of music and they won't admit they're wrong and they stop you having sex with all the [i]really[/i] fit people and they smell like shit and they eat with their mouths open and they crack their knuckles and they steal your money and they steal your friends and they kill your dog and then they eventually leave you and claim that YOU'RE THE PROBLEM!
*reads OP again*
[quote]This is a curious thread rather than a cynical one.[/quote]... oh
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I was about to get mad. Then I read the post. Well played.
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[quote]they hog the bed and they give you AIDs[/quote] [quote]they give you AIDs[/quote] [quote]AIDs[/quote] ;-;