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Edited by U4123075:
1/13/2015 2:45:20 AM
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10 Reasons That Horses Are Better Than Women
1) A horse will never demand that you take it on expensive dates and foot the entire bill.
2) A horse will never divorce you and take all your money.
3) A horse will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support.
4) Horses don't talk.
5) A horse will always love you.
6) A horse will carry your bags for you instead of making you carry hers.
7) A horse won't get jealous and petty over trivial things.
8) Horses can run hella fast.
9) You can train a horse to follow commands without getting funny looks from Social Services.
10) You can have as many horses as you want at the same time with no negative social consequences.
[spoiler]Bonus: A mare's vag can mold itself to perfectly fit you.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesEdited by Pizza Shibe: 8/16/2014 10:23:43 PM1 A woman will never demand that you take it on expensive dates, seeing that you can not get one that would even do this with you if you asked them to 2 A woman will never mary you and take the little money you get, seeing as you spend it all on monsters and video games. 3 A woman will never get pregnant with your kid because you can't get a woman, nor would she want people like you breeding. 4 women don't talk to you because you are a creepy -blam!-ing weirdo 5 no one will ever you Also, i didn't think you could mold a chode into a horse vagina, good to know!
