1) A horse will never demand that you take it on expensive dates and foot the entire bill.
2) A horse will never divorce you and take all your money.
3) A horse will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support.
4) Horses don't talk.
5) A horse will always love you.
6) A horse will carry your bags for you instead of making you carry hers.
7) A horse won't get jealous and petty over trivial things.
8) Horses can run hella fast.
9) You can train a horse to follow commands without getting funny looks from Social Services.
10) You can have as many horses as you want at the same time with no negative social consequences.
[spoiler]Bonus: A mare's vag can mold itself to perfectly fit you.[/spoiler]
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Well, thank you for that. [spoiler]asshole[/spoiler]
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[quote][spoiler]Bonus: A mare's vag can mold itself to perfectly fit you.[/spoiler][/quote] Easy there, Tina.
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Horses are badass(a horse is ridiculously strong) but women are sexy because of their naughty parts.
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But if it gets angry with you, it will kick your balls off.
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[quote]Engrapadora[/quote] Should have expected this.
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>Engrapadora
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Your end is neigh.
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Dammit, Internet...
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Jake Buckley?
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If my boyfriend dumped me for a horse I'd probably cry.
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Are you trolling? If not... [spoiler]you, I like you.[/spoiler] /agree
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Sweet! My neighbors have horses!! No more lonely nights for meeeee.
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[quote]4) Horses don't talk.[/quote]How is that a good thing?
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Sadly I have I settle for ponies. I'm rather short for a horse
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They're also pretty tasty. :O
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Where's the hashtag? I am disappoint.
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Edited by Ori9inal Bob: 8/17/2014 12:16:22 PM[quote]5) A horse will always love you.[/quote] Nay naaaay, nay nay nay nay naaaaaaaay! The horse is trying to sing you a love song.
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Don't tempt me...
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-Blam!- her right in the... Oh wait How does this work?
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And furthermore
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Edited by addiecorps: 8/17/2014 3:14:14 AMStop horsing around, I'm tired of your horse play...
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Look at this retarded horse
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[spoiler]Horses will kick you in the dick if you spook them though. It's happened.[/spoiler]