1) A horse will never demand that you take it on expensive dates and foot the entire bill.
2) A horse will never divorce you and take all your money.
3) A horse will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support.
4) Horses don't talk.
5) A horse will always love you.
6) A horse will carry your bags for you instead of making you carry hers.
7) A horse won't get jealous and petty over trivial things.
8) Horses can run hella fast.
9) You can train a horse to follow commands without getting funny looks from Social Services.
10) You can have as many horses as you want at the same time with no negative social consequences.
[spoiler]Bonus: A mare's vag can mold itself to perfectly fit you.[/spoiler]
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Yeah.. But you could say the same about a potato. Horses smell funny and women smell good. The End.
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Reasons my girlfriend is better than any horse: 1. She will never demand that I take her on expensive dates, as she doesn't like me spending money on her. 2. My girlfriend would never divorce me. 3. Horses can't have kids. 4. My girlfriend can talk. 5. My girlfriend will always love me. [spoiler]Bonus: My girlfriend is human.[/spoiler]
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I don't even why would you -blam!- a horse *starts laughing*
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#NOTALLWOMEN Reminder: Horses have bigger dicks and can last longer than 30 seconds when riding
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They have a 2 foot long dick
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With these comments, this is one of the best threads I've seen in awhile
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I'm against cheating, sorry, if Matthew Broderick is married to Sarah Jessica Parker then she's his not mine
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Dolphins > Horses All of the same perks, except that Dolphins can actively control their vaginal muscles.
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You've obviously never owned a horse. They cost a fortune to keep. I think a needy girlfriend would be cheaper. Hell, 2 needy girlfriends would be cheaper!
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They also taste nice in a good ol' Tesco Chicken Sandwich. [spoiler] Britannia rules the waves[/spoiler]
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>17th August I am not even mad.
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The ultimate cringe thread... [spoiler]...teh grills will be unhappy with you.[/spoiler]
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My reaction to this thread
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Bonus: horses are sexier
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Horsevagisbestvag.
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I remember seeing this the first time I was here.
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(•(-)•) [i]But a woman will never leave you for a stallion[/i] [i]Oh wait...[/i]
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Edited by Hostile AKs: 10/11/2014 4:41:16 AMSame goes for motorcycles. And you dont gotta feed em. Just fix em. Damn I just seen the horse vag tag. Well, bikes dont gave no vag you win that one.
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Hey there.
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AMEN TO PONIES~!!!1!!one
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[quote]3) A horse will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support.[/quote]You'll never have to worry about having protection.
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Edited by Turké Timer: 10/11/2014 4:16:15 AMBy gosh, I miss him
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Tali Zorah Vas Normandy that is all... -blam!- horses
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Why not both?
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Women are better than horses. You know why? Boobs.
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Well, thank you for that. [spoiler]asshole[/spoiler]