1) A horse will never demand that you take it on expensive dates and foot the entire bill.
2) A horse will never divorce you and take all your money.
3) A horse will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support.
4) Horses don't talk.
5) A horse will always love you.
6) A horse will carry your bags for you instead of making you carry hers.
7) A horse won't get jealous and petty over trivial things.
8) Horses can run hella fast.
9) You can train a horse to follow commands without getting funny looks from Social Services.
10) You can have as many horses as you want at the same time with no negative social consequences.
[spoiler]Bonus: A mare's vag can mold itself to perfectly fit you.[/spoiler]
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Horses can't say no.
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He strikes again.
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this was great! like a David Letterman Top 10. i laughed so hard reading with his voice. bravo!
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But how do you know the horse loves you if it can't speak?
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*proposes to horse* *horse says yes* *kisses horse*
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Horse-women?
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Sold me at number 4.
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Are ponys also ok?
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I agree wholeheartedly.
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Edited by MemerinoJones: 10/15/2014 1:55:15 AM"A mare's vag can mold itself to perfectly fit you" #TheMoreYouKnow.
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5 new reasons.
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I would so fck that horse in the picture.
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#HorseVagIsBestVag
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I didn't realize this but your right.
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I can think of a dis advantage. ITS A -blam!-ING HORSE
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Can't argue with these points.
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You can also ride a horse when ever the mood strikes
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The question is how did all of this start? What got you interested in horses?
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You and your Shitposting.
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Thank you for showibg me the light, i would like more images of this beauty
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Horse kick harder than girls too. [spoiler]Not sure if that's a positive or a negative.[/spoiler]
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I know a little pony that wouldn't do all of these things...
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Is tht bonus thing true? O_o
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Not sure if I should be mad at you or mad at me for clicking on your posts.