1) A horse will never demand that you take it on expensive dates and foot the entire bill.
2) A horse will never divorce you and take all your money.
3) A horse will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support.
4) Horses don't talk.
5) A horse will always love you.
6) A horse will carry your bags for you instead of making you carry hers.
7) A horse won't get jealous and petty over trivial things.
8) Horses can run hella fast.
9) You can train a horse to follow commands without getting funny looks from Social Services.
10) You can have as many horses as you want at the same time with no negative social consequences.
[spoiler]Bonus: A mare's vag can mold itself to perfectly fit you.[/spoiler]
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Human women ride you instead of you having to ride them +1 women ;)
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Also horses have a dig bick
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I'm getting a horse and dumping my gf!
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[quote] 4) Horses don't talk. [/quote]
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Mom said so, filth.
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Valued points. Still won't make love to em but love em.
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Horace is a nice one... We play together on rainy days
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#4 is reason enough
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Edited by Ianous: 1/25/2015 4:41:25 AMAmerica America America, -blam!- yeah! Coming again to save the mother -blam!-ing day, yeah America, -blam!- yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah Terrorist your game is through 'cause now you have to answer too America, -blam!- yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls America, -blam!- yeah! What you gonna to do when we come for you now It's the dream that we all share It's the hope for tomorrow -blam!- yeah! McDonalds, -blam!- yeah! Wal-Mart, -blam!- yeah! The Gap, -blam!- yeah! Baseball, -blam!- yeah! NFL, -blam!- yeah! Rock and roll, -blam!- yeah! The Internet, -blam!- yeah! Slavery, -blam!- yeah! -blam!- yeah! Starbucks, -blam!- yeah! Disney world, -blam!- yeah! Porno, -blam!- yeah! Valium, -blam!- yeah! Reebok's, -blam!- yeah! Fake tits, -blam!- yeah! Sushi, -blam!- yeah! Taco Bell, -blam!- yeah! Rodeos, -blam!- yeah! Bed bath and beyond -blam!- yeah, -blam!- yeah Liberty, -blam!- yeah! White Slips, -blam!- yeah! The Alamo, -blam!- yeah! Band-aids, -blam!- yeah! Las Vegas, -blam!- yeah! Christmas, -blam!- yeah! Immigrants, -blam!- yeah! Popeye, -blam!- yeah! Demarcates, -blam!- yeah! Republicans -blam!- yeah, -blam!- yeah Sportsmanship Books This is what America is about
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Ospreys are better. #ospreyisthebestosprey
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You had me at horses don't talk
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11. You can ride a horse without it making awful noises.
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Oh look. This posting gimmick is still happening.
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Engra you sly fox you! Where's my bae been! #EngrapadoraLikesDemonDickBest
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Horses are [i][b]fake[/b][/i] and [i][b]gay[/b][/i]
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Horses smell like horses
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Have you ever actually had sex with a horse?
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So funny. I like em all. Buuuuuuut. A horse will never make u a sandwich. I'm so torn.
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Horse cock is love ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Edited by Døøb: 1/25/2015 3:28:14 AMTen reasons why Engrapadora is a fgt: 1. He -blam!-s horses. 2. He loves horses. 3. He hates women. 4. He is also a gay horse rapist. 5. He claims to be human, yet his avatar is a gorilla. 6, He is a gorilla with a sexual interest in horses. 7. He made fun of women. Here is their message: [quote]What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little DeeJ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Seventh Column, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on #Destiny, and I have over 300 confirmed mutes. I am trained in argument warfare and I’m the top floodian on Bungie.net. You are nothing to me but just another Newfoman. I will ban you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of Recon, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of moderators across the forums and your Private Messages are being traced right now so you better prepare for the shitstorm, fgt. The shitstorm that bans your pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re -blam!-ing banned, kido. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can troll you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my MLG Razer Keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in Butthurt Feeding, but I have access to the all of the passwords of Bungie.net and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable hard drive off the face of the Universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing banned, kiddo.[/quote] 8. Urafgt.net 9. Urafgt.org 10. Urafgt.gov
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Edited by Inspectorfreely: 1/13/2015 2:02:18 PMAlso, a horse's cock is long, hard, and scrumptious. #horseCockIsTheBestCock
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That's compelling evidence
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I want a camel more... Everything just like horse but... 1) they don't need to eat except once a month 2) they can carry 2 people 3) they are the only species in the world that can't sink in the soft sand.. Camels rule
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Horses can't say no.