1) A horse will never demand that you take it on expensive dates and foot the entire bill.
2) A horse will never divorce you and take all your money.
3) A horse will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support.
4) Horses don't talk.
5) A horse will always love you.
6) A horse will carry your bags for you instead of making you carry hers.
7) A horse won't get jealous and petty over trivial things.
8) Horses can run hella fast.
9) You can train a horse to follow commands without getting funny looks from Social Services.
10) You can have as many horses as you want at the same time with no negative social consequences.
[spoiler]Bonus: A mare's vag can mold itself to perfectly fit you.[/spoiler]
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Necrobump
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Horses don't have boobs Women: 2 Mares: 0
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Edited by Unyielding: 2/9/2015 12:55:06 AMNone of the reasons have been disproven yet. All hail based Engrapadora. [spoiler]Horsecockisbestcock ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Reasons why women are better than horses 1.boobs
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Da fuq did I just read!?
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Why is it that furies are hated on but engra Is a bestial and that's ok???
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This guy is a genius
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And this is why we can never take Engrapadora seriously.
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#Horsecockisworstcock
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Makes sense [spoiler]necro bump[/spoiler]
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Do you hecarim?
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I assume you're a pony fücker?
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Penetrate my horse vag please
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1 reason sex is evil Sex is evil
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I see the ninjas have struck with their infinite permalinks.
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#HorseVagIsBestVag
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11. Horses have much bigger dicks than women do
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This is how you know people on offtopic have never gotten laid
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[quote]A horse will never demand that you take it on expensive dates and foot the entire bill.[/quote] Most modern progressive girls don't demand this. I certainly wouldn't. [quote]A horse will never divorce you and take all your money.[/quote] Men can't do this as well? [quote]A horse will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support.[/quote] Men can't get custody and demand child support from the woman? [quote]Horses don't talk.[/quote] Some men are more annoying than women. [quote]A horse will always love you.[/quote] Seriously, all of your points could apply to men as well. [spoiler]Sexist.[/spoiler]
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I'm scared of horses..
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Dolphins have better vags and are smarter So while you're banging the shallow slut, I'll be spending my time with the sophisticated smart dolphin
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Well then
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What does Sarah Jessica Parker count as?
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Engra..... I'm not sure about you....
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Edited by BARACK OBAMA: 1/26/2015 2:53:43 AM[quote] 4) Horses don't talk. 5) A horse will always love you. [/quote] First Reaction: You r@pe horses. Second: 0-0 Question: How do you know the horse loves you?
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Human women ride you instead of you having to ride them +1 women ;)