1) A horse will never demand that you take it on expensive dates and foot the entire bill.
2) A horse will never divorce you and take all your money.
3) A horse will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support.
4) Horses don't talk.
5) A horse will always love you.
6) A horse will carry your bags for you instead of making you carry hers.
7) A horse won't get jealous and petty over trivial things.
8) Horses can run hella fast.
9) You can train a horse to follow commands without getting funny looks from Social Services.
10) You can have as many horses as you want at the same time with no negative social consequences.
[spoiler]Bonus: A mare's vag can mold itself to perfectly fit you.[/spoiler]
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Horses will let you ride them all day long
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Dammit engra
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[quote]3) A horse will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support.[/quote] Haven't you ever seen Narnia?
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1) have you ever fed a horse?! God DAMN they can eat a lot 😨
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Rip tag
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Solid points. Will try.
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How did I get here...
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And so it reemerges. What could be better than a horse you may ask? My answer is serving The Covenant.
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But can a horse get in the kitchen and make you a sandwich. No? I didn't think so.
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I love me some dat horse p***y
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Edited by Spyro: 3/13/2015 10:33:12 PM[i][u][b]"10 reasons why Engra is a fgt"[/b][/u][/i] Fixed
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10 reasons women are better than horses Fix'd
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Engrapadora u crazy!!
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Op is a beta cuck, confirmed.
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A horse is a horse not a woman if you -blam!- horses you will be frowned upon
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That's a bonus I will always love as well as all the other reasons also it looks like the girls here love horse cock so it's a good thing for both genders👍
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Edited by Grind on my balls: 3/13/2015 11:40:21 AMEngrapadora>Op Therefore Engrapadora is mega fgt. [spoiler]egrapadora is also a horse -blam!-er. [/spoiler]
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And they got good pussy.
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My ass doesn't get sore when I ride the ladies
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um...no
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Edited by A Gravemind: 3/9/2015 8:40:42 PMNecrobump Hell ya
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Fair points.
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If your horse can make me a sandwich then i will agree
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I'm considering ducking horses now...
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Horses can't make sandwiches.
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Necrobump