1) A horse will never demand that you take it on expensive dates and foot the entire bill.
2) A horse will never divorce you and take all your money.
3) A horse will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support.
4) Horses don't talk.
5) A horse will always love you.
6) A horse will carry your bags for you instead of making you carry hers.
7) A horse won't get jealous and petty over trivial things.
8) Horses can run hella fast.
9) You can train a horse to follow commands without getting funny looks from Social Services.
10) You can have as many horses as you want at the same time with no negative social consequences.
[spoiler]Bonus: A mare's vag can mold itself to perfectly fit you.[/spoiler]
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Bump. Also his motto is i -blam!- horses so yeah
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[quote]1) A horse will never demand that you take it on expensive dates and foot the entire bill. 2) A horse will never divorce you and take all your money. 3) A horse will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support. 4) Horses don't talk. 5) A horse will always love you. 6) A horse will carry your bags for you instead of making you carry hers. 7) A horse won't get jealous and petty over trivial things. 8) Horses can run hella fast. 9) You can train a horse to follow commands without getting funny looks from Social Services. 10) You can have as many horses as you want at the same time with no negative social consequences. [spoiler]Bonus: A mare's vag can mold itself to perfectly fit you.[/spoiler][/quote]
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Excuses, excuses.
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Forgot about how you have to put its shoes on for it, feed it, pay for its food, shelter, and other cares... Not only that, but with a real girl, at least they aren't so hairy...
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bump because surprisingly valid.
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But can horses make sandwiches? [spoiler][/spoiler] I kid, I kid
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Horses > women conclusive proof
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Your back!
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Bump for our lord and savior Engrapadora
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Nope.
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Bump for no reason
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A man that does not ride is no man at all.
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. . . And if you look down below you'll see a bunch of butthurt individuals who can't quite comprehend that this is a joke.
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You forgot horse vag is best vag
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One reason why women are better then horses You don't go to jail when you fck them
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OP iz illerminerty cunfurmd. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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What's the difference between a horse and a woman...[spoiler]Nothing, you can ride both of em[/spoiler] [spoiler]insert Le lenny[/spoiler]
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You have an imposter btw. You probably have many more and you probably already know but just in case
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#BestTagEver [spoiler]i cri evetytiem[/spoiler]
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Engra shows his brilliance once again.[spoiler]truly, a master if wisdom.[/spoiler]
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[i] [/i]
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Engrapadora is a brony! TRAITOROUS WRETCH!!!!!
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Is that Mr. Popo??
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*strolls into thread* Hey guise, what's u- *looks around* ( °_°) I knew I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
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Horses will let you ride them all day long