1) A horse will never demand that you take it on expensive dates and foot the entire bill.
2) A horse will never divorce you and take all your money.
3) A horse will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support.
4) Horses don't talk.
5) A horse will always love you.
6) A horse will carry your bags for you instead of making you carry hers.
7) A horse won't get jealous and petty over trivial things.
8) Horses can run hella fast.
9) You can train a horse to follow commands without getting funny looks from Social Services.
10) You can have as many horses as you want at the same time with no negative social consequences.
[spoiler]Bonus: A mare's vag can mold itself to perfectly fit you.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Horses will kick you in the dick if you spook them though. It's happened.[/spoiler]
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where is this troll's ban? he was trying to convince someone else to screw horses
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I expected a Sarah Jessica Parker picture or something
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Horses are terrible people.
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Edited by Pizza Shibe: 8/16/2014 10:23:43 PM1 A woman will never demand that you take it on expensive dates, seeing that you can not get one that would even do this with you if you asked them to 2 A woman will never mary you and take the little money you get, seeing as you spend it all on monsters and video games. 3 A woman will never get pregnant with your kid because you can't get a woman, nor would she want people like you breeding. 4 women don't talk to you because you are a creepy -blam!-ing weirdo 5 no one will ever you Also, i didn't think you could mold a chode into a horse vagina, good to know!
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Creepy spoiler. I like the curious factoid. But anyways can't 5 be wrong in some instances?
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And just when I had forgotten you, you make this thread.
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Turtles are a better fit
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Horses and I don't like each other..
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I'll take your word for it I'll stick to humans [spoiler]for now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Horses have massive sausages. [spoiler]Insert Lenny Face Here[/spoiler]
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Cincy
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That feel when you cum inside a horse's pussy. It's SO warm.
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Edited by Gatsby: 8/16/2014 6:02:22 PMYeah but when a horse kicksback and hits your testicle you'll wish you were dead
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Edited by TheBlackJELLo : 8/16/2014 4:30:25 AMOne if you -blam!- a woman instead of a horse you don't get know as that weird guy who -blam!-s horses [spoiler]unless you are Matthew Broderick[/spoiler]