1) A horse will never demand that you take it on expensive dates and foot the entire bill.
2) A horse will never divorce you and take all your money.
3) A horse will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support.
4) Horses don't talk.
5) A horse will always love you.
6) A horse will carry your bags for you instead of making you carry hers.
7) A horse won't get jealous and petty over trivial things.
8) Horses can run hella fast.
9) You can train a horse to follow commands without getting funny looks from Social Services.
10) You can have as many horses as you want at the same time with no negative social consequences.
[spoiler]Bonus: A mare's vag can mold itself to perfectly fit you.[/spoiler]
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Yea but if a horse falls you need to shoot it
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I agree
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Top ten reasons engra is a fag
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I stopped at the first one. If a woman demands and expects expensive dinners, she's not for you. Lol
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No-one is paying attention to the fact that there was only one fact related to intercourse. And even then, it wasn't on the top ten!
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No-one is paying attention to the fact that there was only one fact related to intercourse. And even then, it wasn't on the top ten!
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I more into rainbow monkeys http://rainbowmonkeys.com/
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I finally found this thread again!
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The classics
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Is our Human-horse demigod back?
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I found it! Could have sworn this had been deleted.
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Ayyy lmao
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Anyone who has actually owned a mare will know that they can be even more of a bitch than a woman. As a matter of fact, I get tips from my mares all of the time.
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Thought he was back... I can still dream right?
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Bump for the return of engra
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Whoever necro bumped this... well played.
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Necrobump
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Horse jerky taste good- if you happen to go to Asia they sell some....... Make sure to try it
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[b][u]10 Reasons Why Babies Are Better Than Horses[/u][/b] 1. They are a lot easier to hide. 2. You don't have to put a saddle on a baby (unless you want to). 3. You can take a baby into a McDonald's bathroom. 4. PETA won't come after you for abusing a baby. 5. You can carry a baby on your back. 6. You can buy a smaller cage for a baby than you would need for a horse. 7. You aren't as worried about getting kicked when you brand a baby. 8. That new baby smell. 9. You can't train a horse to become a child soldier. 10. It's easier to fit a baby in your mouth than a horse.
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Bump. Also his motto is i -blam!- horses so yeah