1) A horse will never demand that you take it on expensive dates and foot the entire bill.
2) A horse will never divorce you and take all your money.
3) A horse will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support.
4) Horses don't talk.
5) A horse will always love you.
6) A horse will carry your bags for you instead of making you carry hers.
7) A horse won't get jealous and petty over trivial things.
8) Horses can run hella fast.
9) You can train a horse to follow commands without getting funny looks from Social Services.
10) You can have as many horses as you want at the same time with no negative social consequences.
[spoiler]Bonus: A mare's vag can mold itself to perfectly fit you.[/spoiler]
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Not sure if I should be mad at you or mad at me for clicking on your posts.
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This stuff is just going too far at this point. It's ok to hate feminists, but these kinds of posts are not.
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[quote]A horse will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support.[/quote]
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Horses can randomly shit anywhere, also.
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You are my favorite user on this site
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now we know AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!!!!!!!!
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I have a srs question. Do horses friendzone?
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I think I'll buy a horse.
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Do you believe in centaurs?
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Horses are too hairy, I wouldn't enjoy biting a hairy neck
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Edited by Jim the Jew Lord: 8/17/2014 2:41:18 AMFive reason Birdgirls(harpies) are better than real women: 1) A harpy will never demand that you take it on expensive dates and foot the entire bill. 2) A harpy will never divorce you and take all your money. 3) A harpy will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support. 4) Harpies only talk in seductive bird calls 5) A Harpy will always love you and want to fuck your brains out.
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reindeers are better than people
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This... Lol
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Why not both?[spoiler]Sarah Jessica Parker[/spoiler]
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*laughs at everyone that is taking this seriously*
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Edited by SolaireOfAstora: 10/14/2014 8:51:48 PMThis is disgusting. Beastiality is disgusting and I'm pretty sure illegal. You should be banned and sent to an insane asylum where you and your sick thoughts belong.
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Dont forget horse porn is free google images horse vag
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That is an achievment in and of itself.
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Why have you not been banned yet?
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They have bigger dicks. I KNOW WHAT I SAID!
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Can i get your thoughts on why horses are sexy in 250-500 words?
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So true
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This post *pauses for small dramatic effecr*just earned a smile and a like.
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Edited by car15: 10/14/2014 5:59:54 AM[quote]#horseVagIsBestVag[/quote] My sides. I'm dying. This should be the top thread of the entire forum.
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Yeah.. But you could say the same about a potato. Horses smell funny and women smell good. The End.