Why invent new ways when you can just bring back the popular stuff from the good ol' days?
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In final fantasy xiv there is an instanced dungeon that has a room called "The Abacination Chamber." Every time I run that dungeon I feel obliged to tell my party that abacination was a medieval torture where a red hot plate would be held in close proximity to someone's face in order to cause their eyes to boil out of their sockets. ... The more you know...
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Holy crap thats cool.
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Get with the times! People need new methods of inferno and tartarus! You just wanna watch a guillotine over and over again?
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Heard of the Pear of Pain? Its a medieval torture device that spreads/tears the victim's anus. Kinky ;)
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More like pornstar warmup lol
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Hehehe
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OMG NO NO NO NO NOOO
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Hold still, Bastage! You'll just make it worse if you struggle!
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NOO!!!
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YEEEEEEEES!
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It was also put into mouths and vaginas.
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No, but I'd love to see a one of those bronze bulls.
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Oh, now that is vintage
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I'm an old soul, what can I say
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The kind that they put people inside and light fires underneath? That's how I want to go out!
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I think they're pretty metal. Pun not intended.
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Likewise.