... called Nigaritos. I have a few ideas, like "Nigaritos. As black as the heart of Africa!" "100% black, unlike our president." "Al Sharpton approved!" "Complete with your monthly welfare check!" "Toasted with a hint of Trayvon." "Twice the size of regular dorritos!" "Can now be bought with food stamps!" "Popular in prison!" "As seen on BET!" "These are packin' heat!" "A taste of Detroit." "A real shank in your mouth!" "They'll stick around longer than your father!" "Thick, unprotected flavor!" So these are some of my ideas, what do you think? Any other slogans you can think of?