If I didn't almost no one would get it.

That's the problem. Can't fix people, so fix the joke. Here ya go [quote]So what is the deal with this Darkness character? Why is it dark? Got something against a particular group of people does he? Forget being politically correct--Ghost edition posted on Ebay! that'll learn em [/quote] Something like what you posted except not. here you go. I saw where you were going but your flavor was a little too condescending and specific to be clever. Try a more tongue-in-cheek approach. [spoiler]Change option 3 to, "what you trying to say bro?!"[/spoiler]