Post the worst pickup line you can ever think off... hey girl... I'd like to eat you like last night's supper ._.
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Are you from Jamaica? Cause I uh have a boner...
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I wanna -blam!- you hard on the sink [spoiler]Aaaaah Kanye[/spoiler]
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Show me your boobs.
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Do you mix concrete for a living, because you are making me hard.
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Wanna take a ride on my jet pack
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There is a party in my pants and your invited.
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Bump x3
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Let's -blam!-
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So me and this girl met up in her room and She remembered that I said "I'm not going anywhere without my protection" When she walked in she saw me on her bed and I said "I never left" *nails the chicks every time*
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Bump x3
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Ay gurl are you Google? Because you're everything I'm searching for
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Ayyy girl. Are you Thel Vadam? Because you're my most prized instrument. [spoiler]Only Halo 2 people will know. [/spoiler]
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Bump x3
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*give her the up and down look* you'd do
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Hey girl, like potatoes...I bet potatoes turn ya on.
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I wanna pick you up like how a guy picks up a women
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My worst pick up line is sup ho
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Roses are red. I can't rhyme. Get on the floor cause it's rapin' time.
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Edited by mv982j89ejiofj4m: 8/5/2014 5:30:24 PMIs that a flower in your hair? Bcoz i want to -blam!- you so hard.
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Did you shoot me with a plasma pistol? Cuz I was stunned when I Saw you [spoiler]Suck my balls Noble.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Rampant: 7/29/2014 11:04:22 PMI'm not Chinese but I'll still eat your cat. I don't know a lot about pies but you make my banana cream. I want to strap a spear to my dong and harpoon that poon all night. I want to dip my balls in gravy and give you a gravy bath.
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What has 40 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk.....my zipper
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Most pathetic I've ever heard was a child's rhyme: "I'll be the battery and you be the chips, cuz I'm Ever-Ready if your Frito-Lay" :P I'll sometimes say cheesy ones to my husband just to mess with him, but other than for playing around cheesy pick up lines are dumb. Just saying! They're really great for laughs on here though! ;) lol!
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"Nice shoes, let's -blam!-." "Did you fall from heaven because I have an erection."
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Do me
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Do you work for UPS? Cuz I swear I saw you checking out my package