Post the worst pickup line you can ever think off... hey girl... I'd like to eat you like last night's supper ._.
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I wanna -blam!- you right in the pussy
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I like mustard, swallow my cum.
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I think I found the ark because your ass is out of this world!
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"Suck me beautiful" – Oz from American Pie 1
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Do you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls all over your body.
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Bump x3
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Guy: hey guurrll! You like mike and Ike's? Girl: no Guy: oh... Can I get your number?
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Hey girl, i wanna -blam!- you in the pussy. =3
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Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.
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I gotta pee cause you're an eight (get it cause the last three words together sound like urinate).
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You must be Rain's sister, Because I want to penetrate you.
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Hey baby, you look like trash. Can I take you out?
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"I'm going to fu.ck you in your asshole..."
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Eyo gurl, if you were a Xbox, I'd uh...play with you all night.
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Roses are red, violets are blue My boobs are big How big are you?
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Hey baby, will you help make mine?
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On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
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Touch it.
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Keep posting :)
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Bump x3
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[b] [/b]
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Roses are red, violets are blue! I'm shit at poetry. Show me your tits!
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Would u like to suck my penis :D ? Never fails to fail
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Are you from Jamaica? Cause I uh have a boner...