Post the worst pickup line you can ever think off... hey girl... I'd like to eat you like last night's supper ._.
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Homosexuality is a disease! [spoiler]and I've caught it for you[/spoiler] Do you want someone to die? Because I'd kill for you
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All the ones I ever used[spoiler]none[/spoiler][spoiler]*hugs monkey*[/spoiler]
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Hey girl, you like tapes and CD's? Cause im gonna tape my d**k in your forehead so you can CDs nuts
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Are there none here for girls to guys? I can't say any of these to my boyfriend! Lol
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Now I saw this on a pickup line generator one time, and it's probably the worst ever. "I want to floss with your pubic hair." Yeah, told you it was the worst.
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Hey girl, on a scale of 1 to America, how free are you?
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Why haven't we had Sex yet
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You wanna know how to play the Trombone?
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Hey are you from Tennessee... because take your clothes off
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*look her up and down* you'd do.
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*Stabs guy to wall* stick around.
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Girl, I'm like a fire fighter i find em' hot and leave em' wet
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Who says anything about love? I'm just trying to get you into bed.
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If yew were a booger, I'd pick yew fwerst.
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Hey is that a mirror in your pocket cause i see myself in your pants.
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You inferior to me so you would be luck to have the chance to reproduce with me and get some of this genes
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Edited by Masshole: 9/3/2014 7:01:31 PMRoses are blue Violets are green Look over there! *runs the other way because poem sucks* Figured one out, posted on other threads about pick up lines, finally got back to this thread.
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"Can I marry your ass?"
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If it ever worked its not that bad
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Bump x3
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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I cant peanut butter my d into your pooper.
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Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you but I'm not.
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You must be a door because I wanna slam you all night.
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Anything that Tom Haverford would say on Parks and Recs pretty much fits the bill
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You: Hey Girl, can I put my D in your V? Her: WHAT?! You: My Dogs in your Van. I have nowhere else to put them as they're not allowed to go in the Pub. And I came by walk.
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