Ok DEEJ,
This is unfair, guardians are OP and need to be nerfed because I die in like 15 munutoes WTF and sometimes they actually use tactics like one of them will be going in circles around me in one of those puny sparrows while the others wail all over me and it's unfair so I have some requests .
1. I can spawn shanks as fast as I can button mash .
2. My main tank cannon fires a homing shot .
3. My Gatling plasma thing does x2 damage
4. Guardians have to get in a straight line and take their turn's getting rekt .
5. Only one guardian at a time can fire at me (they have to be immobilized ).
6. No supers they are OP.
7. Those fat gaurdians can only use hand cannons .
8. I get better mobility at least as fast as a pike while boosting
That's all I had more but I didn't want you to think I was being a pain .
#gitgudorgetrekt
#gaurdiansarescrubs
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#Destiny
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I used to be a Devil Walker like you until I took a Golden Gun to the knee.
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I love this thread
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I think it should walk a little bit more maybe even jump to walls
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The only thing i think they need is a little mobility they just stand in one spot they have f@(?ing spider legs its called side stepping bungie use the legs the only thing they serve as is weak points
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This is funny...
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stop being a bitch
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If it makes you feel better, your way harder then sepkis prime
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This is awesome
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#4 I died
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This might be one of my favorite posts I've seen in a while. Guardians need nerfing.
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Perfectly judged tone, intuitive and hilarious, 10/10.
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Devil walker you need to just accept it.... Your fat. Lose the weight so you can start walking again bro.
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Still love this post
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Can I ride you?
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Quit whinging and learn to play. The guardians are NOT OP, you just suck. Aim for the head, and watch for places people can camp. Keep moving, and stop doing that stupid brain-exposing move. If you spent less time in EvP and more in the Crucible, you'd eventually get better. You got a pretty decent KDR yourself, but your fire team are total slackers. Maybe if you guys used mics and coordinated your attacks, you'd do better.
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But, but I actually like the hand cannons.
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This guy is complaining about being to powerful?? Go to cod if you want it like that.
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10/10
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[quote]7. Those fat gaurdians can only use hand cannons.[/quote] YOU MEAN THE [i]TITANS??!![/i] LOLOLOLOL
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10/10 thread. I can only imagine how many complaints Sepiks Prime has.
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[quote] 4. Guardians have to get in a straight line and take their turn's getting rekt . [/quote] Couldn't stop laughing at this
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At least you have legs and guns.... Me and my fellow servitors are basically 343 guilty spark on steroids.
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11/10 would read again
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Tbh I think you need invisibility
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This has opened my eyes to the tyranny that has befallen devil walkers...