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7/28/2014 4:15:32 AM
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How do I put myself into a coma?
I played Destiny beta and loved it. I cannot wait until 9/9/14 to play it so I want to find a simple way to put myself into a comfy coma until midnight 9/8/14 where I can be free and play all the Destiny I want!
Suggestions welcome.
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4 RepliesStep one: turn car on Step two: place face on front of exhaust pipe step three: take multiple rapid deep breaths
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1 ReplyHave you tried daiquiris and ambien?
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1. Let a horse suckle on your chest region 2. Touch 3 blunt objects with your right earlobe 3. Have a lucid dream Step 4 may be a little difficult 4. Kill a calendar in your lucid dream If it's all done correctly, you should wake up the day before destiny comes out
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From experience I can tell you...comas SUCK! You wake up too weak to do anything.
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Load a gun and put it in your mouth and pull the trigger.. Then hopefully, you'll be in heaven so you can play destiny right away! (:
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Didn't Eric Cartman from South Park use a time machine? lol.
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Smoke crack for 72 hours straight
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1 ReplyEdited by Canadian iPoo: 7/28/2014 4:28:28 AMDrinking hand sanitizer prolly will do it
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Kill master chief ... Take his cryofreeze
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Sledgehammers.
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Drugs
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play in traffic?
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1 ReplyTry smashing your head against random blunt objects
