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7/25/2014 6:08:54 AM
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We are all potatoes
Potatoes have skin
People also have skin
And by using some form of complicated math, we can prove that People = Potatoes
Therefore we are potato
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What if I told you, you are a potato
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1 ReplyIf humans are potatoes: what are fries/chips?
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I am potato here to tell you secret, we are all potatoes
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Potatoes a grow... We grow.. Potatoes are alive.. We are alive :) the possibilities are endless!!!
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I thought you meant "potato" as in a person who sits on his couch all day and does nothing. In that case, I'm definitely a potato.
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Maybe
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You are, all of you, potatoes. Cowering in the dirt, thinking... what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming frying? No. Your skin will crisp until its surface is but tasty! And not even your tubers will live to creep, blackened, from its hole to mar the product of our frying; the culmination of our burning hot oil. For your deliciousness is the will of the gods! And I...I am their instrument!"
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Is that so, brotato?
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1 ReplyI hate gays God hates gays I am god
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Well, obviously.
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5 RepliesFalse The key word here is "skin" Potato=people is a no no because of that key word. Skin = Fruits + or - (atom)^2 -Fruit + Skin = veggie/mineral < Vitamins Veggie/mineral - Fruit + Skin = - Vitamins (- H2O) Veggie/mineral + Skin = Vitamins (+H20) V8 + Skin = VitaminWater Skin = VitaminWater - Sg (V8 converted to Sugar of Fruit) Skin = Apple We are apples. Thus People = Apples.
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Edited by bastage: 7/25/2014 7:41:03 PMno wait wat how o ok i get it cool
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i darno aboot beeing a potatoe butt i surly can count to potatoe
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Nope, I'm a kiwi.
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Edited by Raptor: 7/25/2014 7:27:08 PM[b]OBJECTION![/b] HUMANS HAVE A BRAIN!
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I'm a mashed potato![spoiler]*hugs potatomonkey*[/spoiler]
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No [i]skin[/i] off my nose.
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Well no shit.
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And pota[i][b]toes[/b][/i] and people have toes.
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Edited by BioAwoo: 7/25/2014 6:31:36 AM[quote]#hailpotatosatan[/quote] FIFY
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50% of Human DNA is shared with the humble Banana.
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1 ReplyHooman ar aliv an gress id aliv, sooo bai transertive pooperty weer al gress. /lagic
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Then that makes me a cannibal.
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WHY DO I HAVE TO SO DELICIOUS
