I can write badass, cryptic blog posts, too. I challenge you to a duel--if you win, you keep your job at Bungie. If I win, I keep your job at Bungie. I already spoke to the top brass, they're on board. RULES: 1. You don't talk about the Crucible. 2. YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THE CRUCIBLE. 3. We both write a story about our day, leaving out major spoilers (of course) and dressing up the mundane details in punchy, epic thunder babble, leaving a chem-trail of majestic warrior justice and Exo grease tears in our wake. 4. The community will decide the victor, Caesar-style. And when I sit down at your desk next Monday, I will salute your contributions to this long campaign by dedicating a deep, thoughtful mail sack question to whatever topic you want to ask me about. I await your response. [i][insert gauntlet throwdown gif here][/i]