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Edited by mrtibbles32:
7/1/2014 3:17:26 AM
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Illuminati proven in destiny
So I think I proved that the illuminati is in destiny, here it is: the traveller is a circle, the city is a square, so if you slur those words with a African accent you get : sirkelliahsqware. Which is Brazilian for "turtle" . Turtles eat leaves. Leaves are green. Martians are green (proven). Martians have lasers (also proven) they get lasers from acme (proven again), acme's name is red. Fire trucks are red. Crayons named after firetrucks are also red (hard to believe but this is proven to be true through many scientific trials) crayons are made of wax. Candles have wax. Candles burn. Oil burns. Oil is black. Space is black. Space is big. Dinosaurs are big. Dinosaurs roar. Lions roar. Lions have hair. Dogs have hair. Dogs eat meat. Dragons eat meat (proven). Dragons breath fire. Fire burns shìt. Shìt is inconvienant. Stairs are inconvienant. Stairs hurt if you fall on them. Road spikes hurt if you fall on them. Road spikes are on railroads. Trains are on rail roads. Trains go "woot woooooot! " . Mildly drunk college kids yell "woot!" At sporting events. Soccer (football) is a sport. The soccer ball (football) is a sphere. A sphere is a shape. A star Is a shape. Stars =pentagram=illuminati. There it is ladies and gentlemen, illuminati is proven to be main antagonist in destiny.
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Cocain is a helluva drug.
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im confused, i thought it was Halo, they had the whole ring thing going on
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1 ReplyHalf-Life 3 confirmed...
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2 RepliesThat wall of text
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2 RepliesCan we start a forum on this
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1 ReplyUmmmmmm the city is not a square. It's made of walls...example: Attack on Titan...
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"they get lasers from acme (proven again)" LOLLL
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1 Replydogs have fur...
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I can tell this isn't trolling, it's hilarious! ROFL
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2 RepliesThis is pure gold !
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[quote]So I think I proved that the illuminati is in destiny, here it is: the traveller is a circle, the city is a square, so if you slur those words with a African accent you get : sirkelliahsqware. Which is Brazilian for "turtle" . Turtles eat leaves. Leaves are green. Martians are green (proven). Martians have lasers (also proven) they get lasers from acme (proven again), acme's name is red. Fire trucks are red. Crayons named after firetrucks are also red (hard to believe but this is proven to be true through many scientific trials) crayons are made of wax. Candles have wax. Candles burn. Oil burns. Oil is black. Space is black. Space is big. Dinosaurs are big. Dinosaurs roar. Lions roar. Lions have hair. Dogs have hair. Dogs eat meat. Dragons eat meat (proven). Dragons breath fire. Fire burns shìt. Shìt is inconvienant. Stairs are inconvienant. Stairs hurt if you fall on them. Road spikes hurt if you fall on them. Road spikes are on railroads. Trains are on rail roads. Trains go "woot woooooot! " . Mildly drunk college kids yell "woot!" At sporting events. Soccer (football) is a sport. The soccer ball (football) is a sphere. A sphere is a shape. A star Is a shape. Stars =pentagram=illuminati. There it is ladies and gentlemen, illuminati is proven to be main antagonist in destiny.[/quote] How did I never notice this!? Holy shit!
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6 RepliesBut... what about... you forgot the... never mind. I think we've been discovered, pack it up boys.
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10 RepliesDestiny is seven letters long..the middle letter is T. Titan starts with a T. TITANS ARE THE BEST CLASS!
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2 RepliesThe Traveler isn't a circle. Also: [quote]the traveller is a circle[/quote] [quote]The soccer ball (football) is a sphere.[/quote] You could have bypassed almost this entire post by simply beginning with, "The Traveler is a sphere". Efficiency!
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1000/10 would tin foil again.
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1 Reply... Who the crap takes the time to come up with this crap?
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4 RepliesThe Illuminati (plural of Latin illuminatus, "enlightened") is a name given to several groups, both real and fictitious. Historically, the name refers to the Bavarian Illuminati, an Enlightenment-era secret society founded on May 1, 1776. The society's goals were to oppose superstition, prejudice, religious influence over public life and abuses of state power, and to support women's education and gender equality. The Illuminati—along with other secret societies—were outlawed by the Bavarian ruler, Charles Theodore, with the encouragement of the Roman Catholic Church, and were permanently disbanded in 1785.[1] In the several years following, the group was vilified by conservative and religious critics who claimed that they had regrouped and were responsible for the French Revolution. In subsequent use, "Illuminati" refers to various organisations which claim or are purported to have links to the original Bavarian Illuminati or similar secret societies, though these links are unsubstantiated. They are often alleged to conspire to control world affairs, by masterminding events and planting agents in government and corporations, in order to gain political power and influence and to establish a New World Order. Central to some of the most widely known and elaborate conspiracy theories, the Illuminati have been depicted as lurking in the shadows and pulling the strings and levers of power in dozens of novels, movies, television shows, comics, video games and music videos.
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15 RepliesGET THE HELL OUT OF THIS COMMUNITY NO ONE GENUINELY CARES ABOUT YOUR DUMBASS CONSPIRACY THEORIES! You search for validation in something that isn't there to make something intangible to blame for all the problems of the world and it does [b]not[/b] work that way.
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15 RepliesEdited by LazyOrkid808: 7/3/2014 7:04:33 AMYeah cause yellow is a color, lemons are yellow, lemonade is made from lemons, lemonade is a liquid, liquids can be solid, a solidified liquid can be considered dense, you are dense. This is why you belong in #Density
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You've just solve the mystery of life!
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It's perfect! Except... The last city is not a square. [spoiler] That's the only flaw I see though :)[/spoiler]
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Also destiny is pokemon in every reguard
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Illuminati means not luminated. ill means sick
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Made me lol 8/10
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I knew there was some illuminati shit going on here
