Flood, I need your help. We need more snacks and children.
The actual Joe Kony has contacted me and has convinced me to help him form a child army to protect his people. Now, this is where you guys come into this. I believe the Flood is more than willing to help. First off, he needs soldiers. Secondly, he asked me to get a van, but I was only able to provide a broken red wagon.
Please help Joe Kony get an army so he can defend his people.
[u][b]Checklist[/b][/u]
-1:Transport
1broken red wagon
1 white van
-2:Child Soldiers: 785 1/2 children obtained
Kopite's little brother
Alphy
Banned Luis's nephew
Banned Luis's 3y/o cousin
Banned Luis's other cousin
6 starving african kids from ember's basement
Lucariof14's 764 african children
1/2 an african kid
10 starving africans
-3:Volunteers
Drill Sgt. Gasai Yuno
Verti-Assault team
Republican Gaurd
Banned Luis
Sigma617
Republic Commando omega squad
Omnipotence
-4:Snacks
1 box of donuts
2 packs of skittles
7 crates of spam
1 crate load of fruit candy snacks.
1 piece of raw salmon sushi
1 half eaten box of blueberry scones
2 bags of Doritos
Some pickled feet
-5:random donations:
1 big fat donkey dick
1 frozen normal size dick
A few .45 rounds
2 pizza cutters
1 skateboard
1 "You're the best around" by Joe Esposito
1 BB gun
1 crowbar
1 red wrench
1 needle nose pliers
1 copy of halo 4
1 Flaming recon set
1 giant purple dildo
5 white knights
1 crate of sex lube
All the crap from Abba's MMM thread
1 box
1 flak jacket
Dongerino dongerino please no copi pasterino banerino Al Pacino cappuccino orange moccha frappuccino steal your kiderino!!!!!!
Go forth, preach the word of Kony my fellow knoynites!
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