The actual Joe Kony has contacted me and has convinced me to help him form a child army to protect his people. Now, this is where you guys come into this. I believe the Flood is more than willing to help. First off, he needs soldiers. Secondly, he asked me to get a van, but I was only able to provide a broken red wagon.
Please help Joe Kony get an army so he can defend his people.
[u][b]Checklist[/b][/u]
-1:Transport
1broken red wagon
1 white van
-2:Child Soldiers: 785 1/2 children obtained
Kopite's little brother
Alphy
Banned Luis's nephew
Banned Luis's 3y/o cousin
Banned Luis's other cousin
6 starving african kids from ember's basement
Lucariof14's 764 african children
1/2 an african kid
10 starving africans
-3:Volunteers
Drill Sgt. Gasai Yuno
Verti-Assault team
Republican Gaurd
Banned Luis
Sigma617
Republic Commando omega squad
Omnipotence
-4:Snacks
1 box of donuts
2 packs of skittles
7 crates of spam
1 crate load of fruit candy snacks.
1 piece of raw salmon sushi
1 half eaten box of blueberry scones
2 bags of Doritos
Some pickled feet
-5:random donations:
1 big fat donkey dick
1 frozen normal size dick
A few .45 rounds
2 pizza cutters
1 skateboard
1 "You're the best around" by Joe Esposito
1 BB gun
1 crowbar
1 red wrench
1 needle nose pliers
1 copy of halo 4
1 Flaming recon set
1 giant purple dildo
5 white knights
1 crate of sex lube
All the crap from Abba's MMM thread
1 box
1 flak jacket
Dongerino dongerino please no copi pasterino banerino Al Pacino cappuccino orange moccha frappuccino steal your kiderino!!!!!!
Go forth, preach the word of Kony my fellow knoynites!
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I am his Right-hand man, i was the first to receive his gracious offer and i supplied him with the first and largest batch of fresh African schoolgirls, honour me or face the Kôny!
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I donate a rusty bi-plane and a crate of milk cartons.
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[quote]dongerino dongerino please no copi pasterino banerino Al Pacino cappuccino orange moccha frappuccino steal your kiderino.[/quote]
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Let me be the one who tortures the disobediant and train them in fighting.
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I can donate half an African kid if you want.
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Donation: A big bag of Doritos and 10 starving African children.
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I can donate an old Vietnam-era USMC flak jacket I don't know what to do with. It's an XL so it might be a little big, but it'll still do the job.
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ravioli ravioli give support for joseph kony
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Do you happen to know his exact longitude and latitude within 5 meters, and if he is in proximity to other people and/or freedom fighters? I need the info for a school project. /TotesNotTheUSMilitary
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I will donate my box that says "Do Not Open" (do it.) because I don't know wether to open it or not.
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Lord Numenor Donation: 5 white knights.
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I donate a crate of sex lube and a bag of doritos.
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I donate some pickled pigs feet.
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I herby donate all the crap from my MMM thread
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I would like to make another donation: 764 African children from my Levi's sweatshop
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I have a half eaten box of blueberry scones?
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I got the best donation! I found it on the street! [spoiler]*gives a giant purple dildo*[/spoiler]
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Republic commando Omega Squad reporting in.
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Edited by DeChief: 6/2/2014 4:43:44 AMI have one piece of raw salmon sushi left if you want it. EDIT: I'd also like to donate this song as our official theme tune.
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I'll donate a copy of Halo 4 to torture prisoners and needle nose plier
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WE NEED MORE FRUIT SNACKS!!!!! *dumps a crap load of candy fruit snacks*
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Id like to donate a recon armor set with flamming blue skull.
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Bump because this is for a good cause
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Edited by Sigma617: 6/2/2014 4:11:32 AMHey, can I be like an instructor or something? I know stuff and things. NOTE: [spoiler]To any NSA operatives that may or may not be observing this thread: I'm only participating so heavily because of the parallel I'm drawing to the Spartan-II program of Halo fiction. [/spoiler]