Isn't 90's music the best?
[spoiler]She's got a ham in her handbag, a pig in her purse
She's got two-ply no-fly baby buggers
She's got a burlap sack, she's on a voter parade
She's gonna get some carob cigars and some lemonade
No need to put your ear to the ground
Dora Munch is coming to town
She puts eggs in her orange juice, coffee in her tea
Puts olives in her jelly, says that's the way it's gonna be
Ashes and mashes and dust and mustard
Creamed spinach sandwich and she cuts the crusts off
Don't let it show that you wanted some
Dora Munch is coming to town
She's got a ham in her handbag, a pig in her purse
She's got two-ply no-fly baby buggers
She's got a burlap sack, she's on a voter parade
She's gonna get some carob cigars and some lemonade
No need to put your ear to the ground
Dora Munch is coming to town
She puts eggs in her orange juice, coffee in her tea
Puts olives in her jelly, says that's the way it's gonna be
Ashes and mashes and dust and mustard
Creamed spinach sandwich and she cuts the crusts off
Don't let it show that you wanted some
Dora Munch is coming to town, yes sir
Dora Munch is coming to town, you heard me the first time
Dora Munch is coming to town
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Every decade has some great music. [spoiler]Okay, all you pus suckin mother-blam!-ers out there It's time to win a chance to butt-bang Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass To caller number 666 The urge is too much to take All I can think about is playin with myself It's time to masturbate Well I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else Ginger, Ginger My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore But the girls of porn want more So, I flip through the pages one more time And I just let the jism fly Yeah, yeah, yeah A quarter for a peep show A private booth or talkin to a naked whore Triple X video 976 and I can whack it on the phone Nobody's home, I'm alone The Devil in Miss Jones Nobody's home, I'm alone Asia and John Holmes We got gushin' gonads, tinglin tushes Hairy balls and hairy bushes S&M, whips and chains Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks We got -blam!-, necro and both ways And lots of hung studs for all you gays We got incest and bestiality too We got Sade and The Sweetest Taboo We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo And guys who'd love to -blam!- your shoe There's shemales, lezbos and shaved beavers And D cup mamas with so much cleave Senior citizens who love to watch And sniff those skid marks from your crotch, yeah Ain't got no woman next to me I just got this magazine And what's on the TV screen But that's okay with me My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore But the girls of porn want more So I flip through the pages one more time And I just let the jism fly Yeah, yeah, yeah I was trained to -blam!- you, baby I, I, I, I was trained to -blam!- you, baby I, I, I was trained to -blam!- you, baby I, I, I, I was trained to -blam!- you, baby Yeah, yeah, yeah[/spoiler]