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2/4/2014 8:53:18 PM
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Hey kids, would you like to hear a fun story about Sonic and Tails?
English
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These are good original poems but there is no charters yet. Post em!
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The song makes it 100 times funnier.
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CONTINUE
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Ooh, I do! I do!
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Sonic the Hedgehog, hero to all When the world needed saving, he would answer the call His little friend Tails a part of the team But he was shitty and small, and had low self esteem So when they gathered all the Chaos Emeralds Tails hid them and put them under his genitals He pawned them all in spending spree For his crippling addiction to PCP "Come on" Sonic said, "Let's go collect rings And run through the meadow and jump on springs We'll laugh and we'll play all day and all night Why, your eyes are red, Tails, are you feeling alright?"
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Yo, -blam!- your rings, Sonic, it's time to get real I wanna kill a mother-blam!-er just to see how it feels If you dare to come at me, you better come at me strong I'll break your sorry-ass legs if you look at me wrong I'm Tails the fox, you little bitch, and I'm on the attack My endocrine system is -blam!-ing riddled with crack Now I've got hallucinations that are out of control And I can taste colors, and I'm gonna skull -blam!- your soul!
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10/10
