1. You think the recent rule change is super strict
2. You don't know what the Flood is
3. You take anything Camnator says seriously
4. You can't recognize 80% of the troll threads here
5. You don't know who Harlow is
6. You are legitimately confused when you see "Porch Lord" comment
7. When you think Vien is just joking around
8. When you aspire to be relevant here instead of focusing on life
9. You have no idea what "inb4" means
10. When you make a thread asking for girl advice
11. You don't know about the "Toast/Envelope Method."
12. You think "Futer, Repoted, ALOENS, and Meter" are all just typos
13. When you don't know how to bold/italicize/underline/quote/spoiler/make links despite there being instructions
14. When you start a religious thread
15. When you don't know about Rule 34, Furries, or Creepypasta
16. When your user name has xX or 420 or legit ot pro or snipes or all of the above xXlegitxproxsnipesx420Xx
17. When you come here looking for acceptance
18. When you think you can speak your mind without getting ridiculed
19. When you complain about the shitposting
20. Wonder why John Cena is such a hated wrestler here
21. when you think 'Ming = blown' is some kind of Flash Gordon reference - Arkvoodle
22. When you try Xbox.com - Plasma Eagle
23. When you ask if you're relevant - ""
24. When you click John Cena's links - ""
25. When you can't bypass the word filter - ""
26. When you think #Destiny is a nice place - ""
27. When you don't know what kitchen 8 is - ""
28. When you don't know what Porch Day is - ""
29. When you think Shishka is not a pegboy - ""
30. You actually care for Destiny - Stark444
31. When you don't know how to blank post - Player3Th0mas
32. You seriously think /b/ is attacking us
33. You don't know about ifarted69 day - TopWargamer
34. You've never been below rader - The Planet Venus
35. You think 'relevant' means important - Emperor Abbott
36. You don't know what the Cosmic Wang is - Capiton Render
37. You don't know about the Cheerios thread - Blonic
38. You frequently make 'Ask Me Anything' threads
39. When you don't insult Ken. - Rabid Grunt 4
40. When you've never indulged in a Flood late night bar thread. - ""
41. When you've never felt the wrath of disembodied soul. - ""
42. When you don't get a PM from Wednesday. - BannedDerpyWhale
43. You think there are girls on the Flood
44. You never separate your paragraphs - j0sh291
45. You never saw Achronos's threat towards the Flood - Mystic Sun
46. You get confused when we talk about our titles - ""
47. You didn't experience the MLP and Furry frenzy - ""
48. You don't know what 1337 means - ""
49. You never knew Recon banned himself - ""
50. You think Sticky and Pinned threads are just a myth - ""
51. You don't know about the haunted Reach disc - ""
52. You don't know people spammed the forums asking for recon armor - ""
53. You don't know what the supreme mythics were - Hipi07
54. You don't know who Captain K Mart is - ""
55. You don't know what a carpet ban is - ""
56. You don't know what HFCS is - ""
57. You've never Frog Blasted the Vent Core - The Mythic Wolf
58. You don't blame Stosh - QuirkyNate
59. You don't know who Urk is - ""
60. You don't know about the search for Clockman - Dovahkiin
61. You've never seen the 'DO YOU LIKE PIE?' Thread - cRaZyT101
62. You wonder why people comment cOLD, mOLD, etc.
63. You don't know what a botched lobotomy is - Slendy
64. You don't know what halp 4 is - Slendy
65. You don't know about the title bar or special titles - Commander Cody
66. You think DerHollenhund adding -Der at the end of his posts is the same as durr - Not A Doctor
67. You try to answer honestly to a 'What is Love' thread - MyNameIsCharlie
68. You don't think Recon has gone senile
69. You don't think MyNameIsCharlie is trolling - Mystic Sun (rule 69 lololol)
70. You don't understand why somebody says "WW2 Russia" in every __vs__ thread
71. You come here expecting blue flames - Ch33zyburrito
72. You take 'reported, message sent to ninjas, fbi and secret service. Enjoy your ban' serious. - Flash
73. You take the Navy Seal copy/pasta seriously - Ch33zyburrito
74. You don't know we invented the "Challenge Accepted" meme - Lucky The Bear
75. When you post #gaming stuff in the Flood - Vakarian
76. You expect people to join your clan - Ch33zyburrito
77. You don't know what "garlic bread" is referencing - L3g1t 8bit
78. You don't 'REMEMBER ELK' - Mega Blaziken
79. You don't have any Halo stats - abba61
80. You don't know why Bungie doesn't update the Halo stats - Wicked Navajo
81. You don't know what The Floof is - ToastyWaffles
82. You think followers matter - carpet brain
83. You ask for followers - ""
84. You think doing the Research Subject Survey automatically makes you a beta tester - Gary
85. You have no Halo 2 stats - Rampant
86. You think that anyone who has different beliefs than you is a troll - WAKAxTrollxWAKA
87. You grab a jacket when someone says it's cOLD in here - Seskis
88. When you join the site because of Halo 4 - EliteGrunt
89. You actually ask questions in #Support - Arctic Junkie
90. You don't know that a Ninja is actually a Moderator - ExtremistFlyer7
91. You haven't seen Arby n Chief, and aren't able to recognize any of Chief's quotes - IIx luke xII
92. You join for Destiny - Enclave Soldier
93. You give an unbiased response in any debate - MrBurns
94. You post in the wrong sub-forums - Guardian
95. You don't have a SecondClass Premium Membership yet - Gnome Scat
96. You post Halo 4 hate threads - CallMeBeach
97. You don't know you can change your decision in polls - ExtremistFlyer7
98. You think someone made a typo when they say "3good5u" - Eli
99. You ask where Vien gets his pictures - ABannedUsername
100(100 rules! -blam!- yeah!) - You flip out when True Underdog's avatar moves - ABannedUsername
WOOHOO! 100 rules! Unfortunately, I'm capping the rules here, and this is now an official document of Floodian standards.
PS: If you enjoy this thread, shoot it a like for yours truly <3
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You described everyone on here.
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79 and 85 are kinda the same thing :/
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Rule 100... My stupidity is forever etched into the fabric of the flood, damn it.
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Why would you waste the -blam!-ING time too do this you loser
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You know yur a noobie when... You don't feel the need to commit infanticide on a daily basis! Lol this list rox!
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Love this thread.
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Soooo many rule thingys.
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1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. When you don't know about Rule 34, Furries, or Creepypasta 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Wonder why John Cena is such a hated wrestler here 21. when you think 'Ming = blown' is some kind of Flash Gordon reference - Arkvoodle 22. 23. 24. 25. When you can't bypass the word filter - "" 26. 27. 28. 29. When you think Shishka is not a pegboy - "" 30. You actually care for Destiny 31. 32. 33. You don't know about ifarted69 day 34. You've never been below rader ................(what?9 35. 36. You don't know what the Cosmic Wang is 37. 38. 39. When you don't insult Ken. 40. 41. 42. When you don't get a PM from Wednesday ............(I got PM from Thursday ) 43. You think there are girls on the Flood 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. 51. 52. 53. 54. 55. 56. 57. You've never Frog Blasted the Vent Core 58. 59. 60. You don't know about the search for Clockman 61. 62. 63. You don't know what a botched lobotomy is 64. 65. 66. 67. You try to answer honestly to a 'What is Love' thread 68. You don't think Recon has gone senile 69. 70. 71. 72. 73. 74. You don't know we invented the "Challenge Accepted" meme 75. 76. 77. You don't know what "garlic bread" is referencing 78. You don't 'REMEMBER ELK' 79. 80. 81. You don't know what The Floof is 82. 83. 84. 85. You have no Halo 2 stats
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Glad I'm not that!
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Make another thread... I teared up... You are now officially my new favorite member...
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Can we have move sacred documents for b.net? Perhaps a 'you know you're a veteran when'?
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I literally understand everything except how to make a blank post. No one ever taught the Swiper.
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You know you're a BK when you have time to make a #100 list on b.net, but I will admit imma tot4l n00bereen0!
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This thread was great. One of the best.
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You think Shrek is just a movie.
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Edited by A Wild Soffish: 5/19/2014 10:18:47 AM101. You think Bungie was started by Microsoft 102. You don't get it when someone mentions "the screw" 103. You screenshot DeeJ's posts (I have legitimately seen this happen) Pretty cool I've only been around a few months and know most of this stuff already. Edit: aw you capped the rules? Shouldn't we go for 117?
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I still get freaked out by True Underdog's avatar. New rule: You've never [i]sei[/i]n a Space Whale thread.
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Don't know why I didnt like this when I first saw it.
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When you can't recognize anyone's alts. When you can't identify floodians by their avatars. When you don't understand that the only person that can beat WW2 Russia is Batman with prep time.
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OP thinks Camnator's still around... [b]>NEW[/b]
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Edited by ziva: 5/19/2014 10:10:34 AMAll half of one I can't recognise any of chief quotes but I have seen arby and the chief. Edit: Also batman with prep time in vs threads
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Harlow is still around?
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Not knowing the legend of AdjutantReflex should be one, that was some crazy shit
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99. Lol
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Joined for halo 4. Lol
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I've been around a long time (not on this account) but never heard the "haunted reach disc" anybody care to share through pm?