Star Wars Episode 4.5: The Holiday Christmas Special
After watching two hours of that, I never want to see it again. It is so bad.
That movie was so bad, it makes Episode II look like a masterpiece.
Highlights:
Opening crawl is childish with grammatical errors
"Plot" contradicts opening crawl
First 10 minutes is incomprehensible grunting
Lumpy watches a completely out of place holographic circus
Chewbacca's home has cameras everywhere in the Galaxy
STIR SWISH STIR SWISH SWISH SWISH STIR
1970's technology everywhere; tech that doesn't exist in Star Wars
Random salesman is friend's with Chewie's family
Itchy gets a masturbation machine and tries it out
Stormtroopers don't know how to hold their guns properly
Imperial Guard watches a holographic rock band for a full five minutes on a small display
Star Wars cartoon with a seemingly better story than the special but then stops cold, never explaining anything
Imperial Officer babysits Lumpy and tells him to clean his room
Broken android gives an instructional video that doesn't explain anything. Literally
Reused stock footage from Episode IV
Weird plant man drinks through a hole in his head
Mos Eisly Cantina breaks out into song and the bartender dances with Greedo (who is somehow back from the dead)
Final fight is a Stormtrooper tripping and falling to his death
Luke & Leia magically appear on Kashyyyk
Leia sings a song (terribly) only once, contradicting the crawl saying she would sing twice
Movie ends with Chewbacca reminiscing with an awkward face over the events of Episode IV
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So... AMA about it I guess.
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I've only heard tales of this infamous piece of filmography.