[quote]So ladies, and men, and ladies who dress like men,[/quote] what no "men who dress like ladies"?

I have a gf, she's sleeping in a video chat with me right now

Oh boy, don't get me started. [spoiler]Too late you already have.[/spoiler] [u]Girl #1[/u]: >Have a crush on. >Asked her on a date the lame way, over text. >She didn't reply. >I think "well, either she just isn't interested, or she's turned her phone off for the entirety of our HSC exam period." >Get to school the other day for the first time since it ended and she's also there for the exam. >Acts like nothing happened, but not "I don't want to make this awkward," but more like "I literally have no idea about anything happening." >I ponder whether to ask if she got the text, but decide I'd probably just be bugging her. >For all I know, she is thinking "well, I saw him with girl #3 and I'm not going to be another notch on his belt." [u]Girl #2[/u]: >Met a girl online ages ago, we became close pretty quickly. >Talked a ridiculous amount. Had something like 12,000 FB messages in a bit over a year. >We trusted each other with everything. >I eventually fell for her. >I decided "well, she's lives 18 hours away so I might as well just get over her before it ruins the friendship. Nothing can happen." >She falls for me, but I don't explain the decision or that I had feelings for her. Why? I have no idea. >November last year I was moving on. Some friends introduced me to Girl #3 at a Halloween party and we hit it off. >Because #2 was a great friend who I trusted a hell of a lot, I decided to ask her for advice and told her everything that happened at the party. >Turns out she [i]did[/i] have feelings for me. Starts raging and the friendship is dust. >We talked a bit throughout the year, but have only started talking properly again recently. >I'm kind of thinking she likes me again, which could be problematic. [u]Girl #3[/u]: >As I said, met last year at a Halloween party. >We dated for a bit, but it didn't work out. >Whenever she's sober and we're together, it's kinda weird. >Whenever she's drunk, she 'loves' me. >Whenever she loves me, I think "well, she's hot and wants me so why not?" >At a friend's 18th a couple of months ago she was all over me. I felt bad because she was drunk and I wasn't, but ehh. >We texted a bit back and forth over the next couple of weeks, talking about hanging out but nothing happened. >Oddly, I got a text from her the other day wishing me good luck on my exam. At the end of the message was a smiley, something she only ever does when she's in the "I think I like you" phase. >I realize that I'll probably end up letting her be all over me the next time we're at a party. Quite frankly, she's pretty hot. >This won't be good if Girl #1 knows about the message. TL;DR: :S :| :? [spoiler]Teenage angst.[/spoiler]

It is hard to develop a relationship with a woman when 99% of the women in your office are married/engaged/dating already and you don't like going out on the weekends. Of course, I am still a greedy bastard, so I'm not trying to spend money on anyone but me at the moment.

This sums up my thoughts.

Nope, I'm going to tell you all about my adventures with the same sex.

I was a fool mistaking feelings that weren't there for me. I can't tell when someone is just being nice. That's basically it and what happened. Now to have my first drink since July.

Creeper..

Erh, I have trouble expressing my feelings. SO, I've liked a few girls, but I never told them. Fine with that.

I keep falling for girls that I either shouldn't have, can't have, and probably won't have. Some info about my love life: I am really bad with women. I have had "relationships" but they always end up in a big pile of shit. So anyway, I fell for this girl really hot girl with a great personality not too long ago in math class. We're both equally bad at it, her getting much better than me by every single day. I try to talk to her and we seem to hit it off but I'm still not sure she's really interested in me, because I got her number but she hasn't texted me back (either because she's ignoring me or the fact that her "battery is always dead" -quoted by my Vietnamese friend). She's a brunette with green eyes and we share some interests like TV shows. I'm still not sure what kind of music she likes, which is a big thing for me. I've thought about taking her too homecoming but it's [i]way[/i] to expensive. I talked to my friends yesterday and they both agreed that I should just ask her out on a date. However, I have no clue how to do so and I feel that if I tried and she rejected me that it wouldn't be the same, because like I said, she has a great personality. I'm pretty concerned about this whole thing. Wat do?

All my closest friends have girlfriends. Its pretty -blam!-ing annoying. Whenever we meet up its just a bunch of cutsey and innuendo and making fun of 'forever-alone' me talk. :|

I have never been in a relationship. These are my life goals at the moment though. 1. Get out of the military 2. Begin transitioning 3. Begin meaningful relationship with some unlucky person

I've never even had a girl acquaintance

For whatever reason, I appear to have a shot with my very sexy friend whom I've known for a long time. I'm playing, and she's playing back. However, I am aware of the deception of human emotion and have prepared several alternate contingency plans.

grill*

WE WON [i]2:11 AM[/i] HAH YES

Gilgamesh line, eh?

I'm considering going full out balls to the wall one day and getting Ms. Godzilla to take over the account and do an AMA to see what happens.

I want to talk about yodeling.

>implying that I've ever had a girlfriend