Why is Master Chief paired with Cortana? Doesn't that mean he gets an immediate boost of help through AI intelligence? Your poll sucks chode.
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Its the only way he has a chance. Without Cortana he can heat an MRE or cook the parasites out of a snake. He'd automatically be the loser. With Cortana he stands a chance.
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I thought he was God Mode Master Chief who doesn't afraid of anything?
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Even at making chili? Killing aliens and saving the day, sure. But who would have taught him to make chili?
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A soldier should be able to cook, that's Survival 101 if he is without rations and standard food. And in his decades of training, I doubt they wouldn't have taught him how to use spices appropriately to season the food he would scavenge. Also still unfair because he basically has a co-pilot.
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Naw... just cook the snake until all the parasites are dead, eat it. He would just pick the fruits and veggies as needed from whatever jungle he happened to be in. Cooking would be irrelevant to the Chief.
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Lol where is this "cook the snake till all the parasites are dead" bullshit keep coming from? Is this some popular quote I'm not picking up on? You're repeating it like the line from The Shining. [quote][b]It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose.[/b][/quote]
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umm...do you mean[quote]HEEERE'S JOHNNY![/quote] And why is your butt hurting you so? I say it because I don't think cooking is wodely taught in most special operations schools in any military... (well, maybe the Italians)
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Edited by ZeroSuitAlpha: 8/28/2013 9:45:01 PMI would have quoted Here's Johnny if that's the one I meant idiot, specifically when I showed you which one I quoted. [quote]And why is your butt hurting you so? I say it because I don't think cooking is wodely taught in most special operations schools in any military... (well, maybe the Italians)[/quote] Ha you really did regress from being on this site too much, you've turned into Forest Gump without the kind heart or bountiful curiosity.
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Why did you ask if I was quoting one, and then randomly quote another? Do you have forum Tourettes?
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[quote]Is this some popular quote I'm not picking up on? You're repeating it like the line from The Shining.[/quote] Immediately after I show the quote that I am referencing, you think it's another one, and not once did I have the one you posted in mind at the moment. [quote]Why did you ask if I was quoting one, and then randomly quote another? Do you have forum Tourettes?[/quote] I didn't ask which one you were quoting, because I quoted the one that I had in mind which is more detailed and similar to the "he cooks the parasites from the snake and eats it" stupidity you keep repeating. I'm fairly sure you're Charlies kid son that learned how to just get on the computer, there's no other explanation for how dumb you've become.