*Loud noises are heard outside and you see a flying pirate ship on fire barreling toward the castle, it smashes into the side and a human figure flies out of it, rolls onto the ground and pats himself down to put out the small flames on him, he's wearing metal plating covered with a kevlar vest and a lot of bags and pouches either filled with snacks, ammo or random assorted objects, he looks up at you with a five o' clock shadow smirk and large circular yellow tinted sunglasses*
Oh hey, what's up :D
*Takes swig of space whisky*
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*meow*(did...did you just crashed at the castle!? o.e...)
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Yeah, I think I'm going to [i]crash[/i] here for a bit too. *Takes swig of space whisky* That was horrible :D *Takes another swig of space whisky*
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*meow*(so you had all other spots to crash but you crash in the castle >:/)
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Yeah :D *Takes swig of space whisky*
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(Kind of a douchy move don't ya think) |•~•|
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I didn't have control of where it was going to crash, and if it were outside I would have to walk! Plus, this is owned by a Princess or some shit right? She can pay for the damage and it'll be on Bowser anyway! :D *Takes swig of space whisky*
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*meow*(so the princess has to pay because of your bad flying abilities?!) |•<•|
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My bad flying? Not my fault the captain of that ship wasn't able to control it without half of his head! :D *Takes swig of space whisky*
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*meow* (ok then can i haz some space whiskey?) |•~•|
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Sure! Hold on a sec :D *reaches over hammer space drive and another canister of space whisky materializes in hand, then hands canister to you* Here yee go! :D *Takes swig of space whisky*
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*Meow* (Sweet thanks man ^.^) *drinks space whiskey*