Hey guys! Welcome to The Flood! I know you don't know me, but I hope you trust me enough to come here, sit down, get a drink, and just chat. I am your bartender, Durable Sausage. At this bar, there is a relaxed mood and other Floodians (hopefully) are here to talk to.
[b]Menu[/b]
-Burger $3.50
-Fries $1.25
-Chili Fries 3.25
-Shrimp $4.50
-Popcorn is free
-"Clean" Hookers $20 per hour
-"Dirty" Hookers $10 per hour
-Darkseid 99's mom $1 per hour
[b]Drinks[/b]
-Water is free
-Soda $1.00
-Tequila $2.25
-Martini $2.50
Vodka $2.75
-Pure orphan tears $1,000,000,000
If you want to smoke, there a door with a cigarette sign on the right side of the bar.
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Sausage... The device is complete We now have the ability to harvest pure orphan screams of agony If you would like to put it on the menu it costs 1,000,000,000 to acquire some, so I recommend that we sell it for 1,000,000,001 so we make profit... Courtesy of wolfBTM have any other jobs need doing?