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Here you go. That will be $1,000,000,000.
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Thank you my good man. Tell me, are you requiring more orphans for their tears? There are a few outside.
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Those are mine actually.
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I'll.. Uh.. Go unchain them then... I'll be back in a minute.
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Wait.. They WEREN'T chained?! Chain them up and I'll have my "orphan discipline manager" take care of this..
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Orphan destroyer at your service Mr. Sausage.. Am I hired?
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Yes. Make them suffer! Get them out of my sight!
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With pleasure... Alkali bath prepared I'm am working on a scientific device for harvesting their screams of agony.. However it needs more funding Any help?
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Here's $2 Mil
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Ok I will be done in a few minutes... I am good with this sort of thing.. Then you could put orphan screams of agony on the menu Courtesy of wolfBTM
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Okay. They're still there. Never got to the door.
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Well well you little rascals. You thought you could escape? Haha.. YOU THOUGHT! THAT'S IT YOU LITTLE -blam!-ERS! YOU ONLY THOUGHT YOU COULD! STAY RIGHT HERE! YOU KNOW WHO'S COMING! *a buff man walks in* Are dees da orfens you wer tawkin bout? Yes. Make them suffer! Get them out of my sight! Sorry about that bacon. You know how orphans can be, right?
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Oh yes, I have plenty in my cellar, working the lemonade factory. Well, I must get home. I have lemonade to sell.
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Alright! See you later, BaconShelf!
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Ahh.. Was I replaced :'( Or am I the replacer. If so allow me to ready my alkali bath