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7/20/2013 5:58:56 AM
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can i even show my face in public again
im at the mall and here we have this worse version of taco bell called taco time and i only went because i had enough for the 2 burrito deal instead of something good from kfc or new york fries. anyways my insides started to rumble about 10 minutes later when im at eb games farting up a storm so i run back to the food court where the bathrooms are and to my suprise you have to pay a -blam!-ing 25 cents just to use the stalls now. oh heres the good part i only have my -blam!-ing debit card so i start freaking out majorly because im prarie dogging already enough as it is
so i run back to the food court and i start asking people for money and the second person gave me a quarter and right then everything just squirted out my butt. i had diahriah running down my legs all onto the floor and my back of the pants were completely wet and brown and there was shit all over the floor. i mean seriously around 200 people were probably staring at me and i just had to walk out the mall outside into my car with just crap all over myself and leaving a trail
and now on facebook theres pictures of it from i guess some kids who i used to go to school with tagged me and now its like everywhere. everyone knows. im seriously thinking about just moving because of this to another province. do you tthink people will eventually just laugh this off or will it haunt me? i feel like -blam!-ing shit
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I need pics.
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pics or it didn't happen
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I died
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No, you [u]will[/u] eat 10 of those burritos, go to another mall. Then go to an area where there is a lot of people, then pop a squat and.. Shit with such force that giblets of you crap will fly in other people's food, repeat this In another mall and you will become a national hero.
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Edited by B3ar: 7/20/2013 8:07:27 PMFunny thing is if this actually happened you probably have a legal claim against the mall since the 25 cents caused you immense distress and embarrassment. You could not only get the fee removed permanently but get money in damages. Id consider that instead of anything else.
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-0/10
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Never go that mall again and wear a disguise everywhere you go and also some depends.
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XD If it makes you feel better when i shit myself everyone was sleeping and i didn't get caught.
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1/10 troll
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Moving may be a consideration.
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1 ReplyIts funny cuz ur Username is relevant now hahaha
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2 RepliesEdited by Keeker: 7/20/2013 6:02:06 PMJust go in and untag yourself from the pictures. It's not the end of the world. You had an accident, stuff happens. People can't just control their bladder (I'll be the first to tell ya because I had gal bladder surgery, and I can't control it) so no one should think any less of you. You don't need to move, stand your ground. Let people grow up a little bit.
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1) Should've just jumped the barrier. 2) You didn't have 25 cents change? 3) You shouldn't have eaten such cheap shit. 4) Your social life is practically over, I can't wait to see you in memes.
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Oh shit
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This is a shitty troll.
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1 Reply[quote]worse version of taco bell called taco time[/quote] Stopped reading after I read this bit of nonsense. Don't insult Taco Time ever again.
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[quote]diahriah[/quote]
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sue either the mall or the taco place for food poisoning, or not clean food. also, i work at a grocery store (my first job) and when im in the bathroom i hear people shit themselves before they can even take their pants off.
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Maybe you could've sued the mall...
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Just move to a different country
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1st of all, you have the option not to be tagged if someone tags you 2nd. This story is -blam!-in hilarious.
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I'm laughing right now, sorry.
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Well, that's an awfully shitty day.
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I hear Uranus is really nice and germ free this time of year, oh wait there's been flash floods going on
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1 ReplyDid you give the quarter back? This will determine if you're actually a piece of shit or not.
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Edited by Alphy : 7/20/2013 6:12:52 AM[quote][i]ifarted69[/i][/quote] You'll be okay.
