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Edited by Ezimatana:
7/16/2013 11:34:53 PM
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anatamize 4 citi bum :) announcen my candedicy nd mi parte platferm
hey guis so im anatamiz nd im rlly good candydat 4 citi bum
vot 4 me pl0x?
so bein electid, i promiz 2 mak very bad choicez all teh time. i am guna apologiz rite now in advanz 4 the bad choicez i mak.
I apoligise in advanz 4....
1. makin ur spacesheep and teh last citi my batheroom
2. publik noodity and entocksication at all publec evunts
3. hittin on ur gerlfrend, showin off mi gunz 2 her (both of mi gunz)
7. selin ur pet burd 4 b00ze. 7 timez
5. tat time i waz streekin acroz teh futball feeld with 'ALL TITUNS MUZ BURRRRNNNN' ritten on my booty
9. hitten on ur gerlfreend in teh bar wen i was wastd, lol JK i wunt b wastd
7. takin a shet on ur spacesheep 12 timez
8. takin anothr shet on ur spacesheep
9. not sayin blezz u wen u sneez
6. tat smell un teh citi wal
11. usen space magik 2 unclog mi toilit
12. "acksidently" spray pantin 'ANATAMIZE RULZ' on ur spacesheep
5. reachin 4 teh gun on ur belt.... ..... .... .... jus kiddn i wasn reechin 4 ur gun :D
14. usen my secrit saus on ur hamburgir on accidnt becauz i thought ur gerlfreend ordrd it
7. makin ur pet burd pregnunt
16. steln ur spacesheep engin nd selln it on teh spacemarkit 4 b00ze
17. shetin on ur spacesheep's winsheeld, ten smeerin it all ovr teh winsheeld
19. brakin ur winsheeld wipurs on ur spacesheep
18. propisitioning ur muthr 4 a bl0wjob
17. not invitin u 2 mi amazen birthdai parte, ten lyin about it
21. makin grammur chek comit sooicide
I RULZ TEH STREET CORNURS !!!
so guis now that iv apologisd 4 everytin id now lik 2 talk about my competitiun
Cumpetitors:
1. DE4THINC4RN4TE - this gui is bad, im bettr dunt vot 4 him, he liks titans nd is a blazin titanlover
2. DeeJ - probbly a titn lovr too... not 2 sure... jus b carful bcauz he smellz lik titan
so guis now dat iv brutally humiliatd my cumpetitors ull vot 4 me now, so yeh :D
VOT 4 ME PL0X? :D
#Anatamize4citibum:)
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1 ReplyWe can have all three of you be city bum!
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See this bum is more authentic due to the lack of intelligence and a natural inability to spell properly. It's going to be hard to beat.
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Talk about a bum who remember the exact thing he did... Think of seeing this guy when you take of in your space ship and he jumps in front of it ...
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Anybody got an aspirin
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8 RepliesI fear to elect you, for you will instigate a new war, which our children will simply know as the Genocide of the English Language.
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#Bigboss4president
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I couldn't really read this considering it was written by a dyslexic 3 year old
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1 Replywhy you hate titans so much?
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2 Replies[quote]makin ur pet burd pregnunt[/quote] That's the only thing I read and it's just messed up. The the hell is happening? I know that Bungie turn multilingual but I'm sure that's inglish, unless retarded is a language now.
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1 ReplyI was going to vote, but the third option deterred me. I don't think I will vote for you anymore.
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You've got my vote!
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2 Repliescmun guis vot 4 me
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1 Replyys! wil vot
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Edited by DigiOps: 8/17/2013 4:35:50 AM[quote]5. reachin 4 teh gun on ur belt.... ..... .... .... jus kiddn i wasn reechin 4 ur gun :D[/quote] LMFAO! I didn't even realize he was skipping and repeating numbers until I quoted it. This stuff if gold.
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I think that's english.
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2 RepliesEdited by Zeldafan92: 8/16/2013 9:53:20 PMthe hell ?
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3 Replies*Gets fire hose then washes the bums off the street.* Only one bum leader at a time if you want to be the bum to beat all bums and give Deej a run for his money then there only can be one!. I declare a public match up Bum VS Bum. You will each get your turn to convince others why you should be selected. Please take a shower before entering the post area.
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omg so kool
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1 ReplyI hope your spelling is a joke. If not...............................................................................................................................................................
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1 ReplyWaste of forum space.. Not even remotely humorous.
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Best thing ever, wait.... This is a joke right? [b]RIGHT?!!![/b]
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1 ReplyI am insulted by the blatant lies presented by your literature. I stand for all that is right, and do not discriminate against any group or people. #DE4THINC4RN4TE4CityBum2013
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17 RepliesOh yes, you are definitely better than DE4THINC4RN4TE but you won't top DeeJ.
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You have my vote as long as you don't go blasting this around the forums like other people. I would rather not vote for a "city bum."
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2 RepliesI can't even understand you.
