This is the story of a mild mannered boy who wishes to smoke some weed with a good friend. He calls the friend, who agrees to journey across the town to visit him. When he arrives, he explains that he experienced some vivid delusions and decided that he didn't care how they affected him. The utter confusion brought on by the delusions made him reflect on his life and choices, particularly his old wish of "getting his penis seen and making a female dog scream." The song effectively explains the joys that "Big Juice" experiences while "chopping the weed" and is a brilliant depiction of his lifestyle.