Zdravstvuite Flood, my name is Vladimir Borisnov. I'm a 27 year old American Rusophile (Soviet fan for you capitalists). I work and labor on my assigned camp, and spend my days drinking Vodka and playing superior Soviet video games (S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Cryostasis). I train with my Avtomat Kalishnikova every day. This superior weapon can pierce through steel cause it's been used for over fifty years, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on Earth. I earned my Avtomat license two years ago and have been getting better every day. I speak Russian fluently, both the Drunk, and Sober dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Russian History and their Vodka Code, which I follow 100%. When I get my Russian Visa, I am moving to Moskva to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a laborer for Zavod Kalishnikova, or a Vodka Drinker! I own several Soviet Uniforms, which I wear around town regularly. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Russia, so I can fit in easier. I drink with my elders, and speak Russian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Well, wish me luck in Russia!