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3/12/2013 10:39:54 PM
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What's Your Best "I Thought You Were Into Me" Story?
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So whats your best romantic misunderstanding? Anything from misconstrued signals to being horribly friendzoned. No judgment.
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3 RepliesUm...I wouldn't know, I'm a sex machine.
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1 ReplyI never even ever been friendzoned...yeah. I wish I could even get that.
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Edited by A Fat Ass Turd: 3/13/2013 1:42:31 AMThere's this girl who lives on the same floor as me in my residence hall at college. We didn't really talk much during the first semester, just saying "Hi" and giving smiles when we pass by each other occasionally. The next semester, we started talking more when i found out she was in one of my classes. She even called me a stud when she saw me with a bunch of other female friends. I manned up one day to ask for her number and got it. We went out for lunch a couple times and even hung out on valentine's day. Days later, she even came by my room at 1 in the morning. I asked her what she was [i]really[/i] here for, but she only asked about the grade i got on the exam for the the class we both take. I asked her, why not stay, but she left anyways. I still don't know what I am to her, but I know for a fact now that she doesn't like me that way, because she hooked up with my roommate a week ago...wtf
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Edited by Dropship dude: 3/13/2013 1:36:45 AMWe both used those three words over and over, many times over a good two years. She ended up breaking me. We've not spoken in roughly 2 years.
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I've never been friendzoned. I took steps to assure that. Also, I think I've killed the part of my brain that lets me like people.
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5 RepliesOn another website this guy added me on skype, and I talked to him on the forums a couple of times, so I was like, 'Why not?' So, I added him. He just messaged me, 'hey u r hot' "Okay? Thanks. However I have a mate whom I love very much. You're cute too. Also, your grammar is horrible. I'd appreciate it if you capitalized your letters and put periods into your sentences." 'im a dropout' "Oh. Okay. . .Well, anything else about yourself that might be interesting then?" 'i play games' I literally stopped replying after that. -.- The most disappointing conversation in my whole life.
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Whipped my dick out in lunch because I thought this girl wanted to suck me in the lunch line but as it turned out she just needed 25 cents. I should start listening to people before I assume they want to bang.
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Only happened once, but I'm currently dating the guy. So it all worked out in the end.
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2 RepliesNew a girl for three years, asked her out at like eleven under the moon. Everything was so swift. She only saw me as a friend. She calls me her best friend to this date, I don't like those words. lol
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Well, I have been speaking to this human female for quite some time. She was cute, smart, and extremely nice. She ignored my appearance and realized that I was fond of her. Immediately, we became close friends...until the other night. I was unable to read her facial expressions (Since your kin can be deceiving at times.) and ended up violating her. I-I didn't know she only wanted to tease me.
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2 RepliesThis isn't reddit. If you want to ask reddit, go to reddit and ask reddit.
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I friendzoned my ex for almost three years before I got around to dating her. I had my reasons, though.
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haha i started talking to this chick at work. we hung out, got ice cream. good times. apparently shes dating another dude from work. wat -_-
