The head. It's the most useful and it would make life so much easier.
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Edited by MyNameIsCharlie: 2/26/2013 8:31:50 PMoops.
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Edited by Lord Commissar: 2/26/2013 8:35:42 PMSo you can clench your asshole mercilessly onto anything that dares to enter it? I suppose that would be useful in prison if you dropped the soap. Or it could kind of be like teeth I guess and you could go around whoring yourself out to gay men and rip their cocks off with your butthole for having the audacity to engage in sexual activity before marriage.
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It shoots poo at relativistic velocities.
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You'd have to build a special toilet for that wouldn't you? Don't want your poo to shatter the toilet bowl.
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Why would I use a toilet when I can take out satellites with my bowel movements?
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Are you going to be the new super weapon for the US military? Will they call you up and ask you to position your anus at [X] coordinate in the sky at [X] time in order to take out a [insert generic enemy here's] satellite? Will you defend us from the nukes that North Korea has pointed at us? Will you be our super hero?
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I was reminded instantly of this. Shit tank.
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Neither. Intergalactic troll. When aliens fly by the moon I'll crap on their windshields like a bird.