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6/5/2023 2:07:43 AM
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I dare you
To tell me something interesting about yourself. Not your hobbies or special interests, not the kind of music you like or your favorite color. Something interesting about YOU. An experience. An accident. A moment where your worldview was turned upside down. Whatever it is, it has to be interesting.
I tire of checking Offtopic to see more posts about your favorite Star Wars show. I’ve been here long enough to watch your creative abilities peak and plummet. I remember having [i]fun[/i] with the people I spoke to. You can’t tell me a hundred posts about another bungie game is real entertainment to you. I don’t care about the opinions of tweenagers. I don’t care if your mom just bought you your favorite fast food. It doesn’t matter if this album spoke to you. I want to read something worth reading. If you can’t do that, you don’t get out enough. You could even lie, but none of you are good liars.
Your responses will be rated. I miss being here.
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1 ReplyWhen I was around six I was really into collecting and collections. I guess I fancied myself some sort of a paleontologist or something. So anyways, I was living in Maryland at the time, and we had had these raccoons getting into our trash and our neighbors' trash, and they were [b][i]pissed[/i][/b], so they poisoned their trash can. One night, my parents are outside disposing of the Raccoon because after taking the poison it went crazy and got into our trash, impaling itself on a hole in the side of the can. So it's really gross and my parents are trying to dispose of it and I'm also out there for reasons forgotten to history. I start crying unexpectedly, and when my parents ask what's wrong, I wail inescapable and haunting words that are now repeated at every family gathering: [spoiler][b][i][u]"How can I have a raccoon collection when I don't have any raccoooooons?"[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
