As a rank 11 guardian I am now, as Bungie themselves stated, among the most experienced and exceptional among you. Therefore my word is law. To celebrate my ascension to being better than you all I have created a list of indisputable facts, opinions and advise that you cannot challenge because I am better than you...again Bungie said it not me. 1) PvP is super fun and you all need to GitGud 2) Raiding is easy, you just can't count to ten 3) Cayde 6 was never funny, he was annoying and cringed 4) Nimbus is based 5) Eager Edge teamkilling is fun 6) The game should become more difficult so that more people leave, weeding out the weak. 7) Heist GM's are balanced and required no tuning whatsoever. Gitgud 8) Make a build its not hard 9) Never pass the ball in the corrupted strike, it's faster to just spam them. 10) Throwing comp games to get your 3 roses a week is a valid strategy and is encouraged. 11) Do not ever help anyone clear content for the first time, you either KWTD or Kick 12) Lightfall>Witch Queen 13) Gambit is a crafted weapon levelling playlist 14) I used starfire nades before it was cool so you streamers owe me big time. 15) When making an LFG always make 5 separate ones asking for a free carry. Eventually you will have a full fireteam of generous professionals and your master raid will be done in seconds 16) The commend and ranking system was in no way flawed and definitely achieved what it set out to accomplish. 17) Never rez in pvp, if they die it's their fault 18) Pass the ball in the corrupted 19) SBMM should never return 20) Leviathan was a good raid 21) Advice and Advise have had their meanings swapped 22)CovertBrush3698 asked See you out there Lesser Guardians Love from your superior, better player Lupi, Rank 11