As a rank 11 guardian I am now, as Bungie themselves stated, among the most experienced and exceptional among you.
Therefore my word is law.
To celebrate my ascension to being better than you all I have created a list of indisputable facts, opinions and advise that you cannot challenge because I am better than you...again Bungie said it not me.
1) PvP is super fun and you all need to GitGud
2) Raiding is easy, you just can't count to ten
3) Cayde 6 was never funny, he was annoying and cringed
4) Nimbus is based
5) Eager Edge teamkilling is fun
6) The game should become more difficult so that more people leave, weeding out the weak.
7) Heist GM's are balanced and required no tuning whatsoever. Gitgud
8) Make a build its not hard
9) Never pass the ball in the corrupted strike, it's faster to just spam them.
10) Throwing comp games to get your 3 roses a week is a valid strategy and is encouraged.
11) Do not ever help anyone clear content for the first time, you either KWTD or Kick
12) Lightfall>Witch Queen
13) Gambit is a crafted weapon levelling playlist
14) I used starfire nades before it was cool so you streamers owe me big time.
15) When making an LFG always make 5 separate ones asking for a free carry. Eventually you will have a full fireteam of generous professionals and your master raid will be done in seconds
16) The commend and ranking system was in no way flawed and definitely achieved what it set out to accomplish.
17) Never rez in pvp, if they die it's their fault
18) Pass the ball in the corrupted
19) SBMM should never return
20) Leviathan was a good raid
21) Advice and Advise have had their meanings swapped
22)CovertBrush3698 asked
See you out there Lesser Guardians
Love from your superior, better player
Lupi, Rank 11
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As a guy who doesn't care about Guardian Ranks and thinks they're a waste of time, I'm gunna weigh in on this. 1) PvP is super fun and you all need to GitGud Agree. I am above average in this game (average is below 1.0) but I am not a PvP main and I enjoy bullshitting in Trials with my friends and playing PvP. 2) Raiding is easy, you just can't count to ten Raiding is indeed very easy. A lot of people just can't follow simple instructions. 3) Cayde 6 was never funny, he was annoying and cringed He was great in D1. In D2 he was mid at best and very underutilized so his death did t mean as much. 4) Nimbus is based Nimbus was written poorly. They could've been a great character but they come off as shallow and ignorant. 5) Eager Edge teamkilling is fun On friends, yes. On randoms, no. 6) The game should become more difficult so that more people leave, weeding out the weak. To an extent I agree but it seems as if it is already happening. Less single digit IQ in matchmaking is always better. 7) Heist GM's are balanced and required no tuning whatsoever. Gitgud I think they are balanced, just not fun 8) Make a build its not hard True. It takes less than five minutes. 9) Never pass the ball in the corrupted strike, it's faster to just spam them. This. But also don't waste it if you catch a thrown ball. 10) Throwing comp games to get your 3 roses a week is a valid strategy and is encouraged. If you're not a PvP main just play with friends. It goes faster especially if you don't care about your rank. 11) Do not ever help anyone clear content for the first time, you either KWTD or Kick I love to do Sherpa runs, but I will not hesitate to kick you if you are stopping the team from progressing. 12) Lightfall>Witch Queen Agreed. LF campaign was way more enjoyable, and the post-campaign activities are better. 13) Gambit is a crafted weapon levelling playlist I get more levels from dungeon farming but you do you 14) I used starfire nades before it was cool so you streamers owe me big time. Accurate 15) When making an LFG always make 5 separate ones asking for a free carry. Eventually you will have a full fireteam of generous professionals and your master raid will be done in seconds Great strat might try it 16) The commend and ranking system was in no way flawed and definitely achieved what it set out to accomplish. Disagree. They are useless. 17) Never rez in pvp, if they die it's their fault Disagree 18) Pass the ball in the corrupted Agree 19) SBMM should never return CBMM is better 20) Leviathan was a good raid Agreed