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Edited by Lupi:
4/24/2023 2:52:15 PM
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PSA from a Rank 11 Guardian
As a rank 11 guardian I am now, as Bungie themselves stated, among the most experienced and exceptional among you.
Therefore my word is law.
To celebrate my ascension to being better than you all I have created a list of indisputable facts, opinions and advise that you cannot challenge because I am better than you...again Bungie said it not me.
1) PvP is super fun and you all need to GitGud
2) Raiding is easy, you just can't count to ten
3) Cayde 6 was never funny, he was annoying and cringed
4) Nimbus is based
5) Eager Edge teamkilling is fun
6) The game should become more difficult so that more people leave, weeding out the weak.
7) Heist GM's are balanced and required no tuning whatsoever. Gitgud
8) Make a build its not hard
9) Never pass the ball in the corrupted strike, it's faster to just spam them.
10) Throwing comp games to get your 3 roses a week is a valid strategy and is encouraged.
11) Do not ever help anyone clear content for the first time, you either KWTD or Kick
12) Lightfall>Witch Queen
13) Gambit is a crafted weapon levelling playlist
14) I used starfire nades before it was cool so you streamers owe me big time.
15) When making an LFG always make 5 separate ones asking for a free carry. Eventually you will have a full fireteam of generous professionals and your master raid will be done in seconds
16) The commend and ranking system was in no way flawed and definitely achieved what it set out to accomplish.
17) Never rez in pvp, if they die it's their fault
18) Pass the ball in the corrupted
19) SBMM should never return
20) Leviathan was a good raid
21) Advice and Advise have had their meanings swapped
22)CovertBrush3698 asked
See you out there Lesser Guardians
Love from your superior, better player
Lupi, Rank 11
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They should make a title called Git Gud
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well you must be 600ibs live in moms room with her not even in the basement (dark room is scary) still living on mommas -blam!-. rank 11 means no life. you get nothing from being rank 11 except the fact everyone knows you have no life. being a degenerate isnt good for the community.
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1 ReplyPlz sir I am but a peasant rank ten please guide me to the git gud
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After seeing some replies I must p.s.a. that a Doppler storm warning has been issued and it appears as though the torrent of sarcasm flew over the heads of many. Well played however and I only fear those with a smooth brain may take this wonderful advice as literally as it was written. Still well played all the same.
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Great post. Here’s an upvote.
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1 ReplyEdited by CovertBrush3698: 4/24/2023 6:10:58 AM[quote] 1) PvP is super fun and you all need to GitGud 2) Raiding is easy, you just can't count to ten 3) Cayde 6 was never funny, he was annoying and cringed 4) Nimbus is based 5) Eager Edge teamkilling is fun 6) The game should become more difficult so that more people leave, weeding out the weak. 7) Heist GM's are balanced and required no tuning whatsoever. Gitgud 8) Make a build its not hard 9) Never pass the ball in the corrupted strike, it's faster to just spam them. 10) Throwing comp games to get your 3 roses a week is a valid strategy and is encouraged. 11) Do not ever help anyone clear content for the first time, you either KWTD or Kick 12) Lightfall>Witch Queen 13) Gambit is a crafted weapon levelling playlist 14) I used starfire nades before it was cool so you streamers owe me big time. 15) When making an LFG always make 5 separate ones asking for a free carry. Eventually you will have a full fireteam of generous professionals and your master raid will be done in seconds 16) The commend and ranking system was in no way flawed and definitely achieved what it set out to accomplish. 17) Never rez in pvp, if they die it's their fault 18) Pass the ball in the corrupted 19) SBMM should never return 20) Leviathan was a good raid 21) Advice and Advise have had their meanings swapped Lupi, Rank 11[/quote] Leviathan was a fun raid. Also who asked
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7 RepliesMy 5500 D1 Grimiore Score beats your flimsy D2 guardian rank And you are completely wrong
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As a guy who doesn't care about Guardian Ranks and thinks they're a waste of time, I'm gunna weigh in on this. 1) PvP is super fun and you all need to GitGud Agree. I am above average in this game (average is below 1.0) but I am not a PvP main and I enjoy bullshitting in Trials with my friends and playing PvP. 2) Raiding is easy, you just can't count to ten Raiding is indeed very easy. A lot of people just can't follow simple instructions. 3) Cayde 6 was never funny, he was annoying and cringed He was great in D1. In D2 he was mid at best and very underutilized so his death did t mean as much. 4) Nimbus is based Nimbus was written poorly. They could've been a great character but they come off as shallow and ignorant. 5) Eager Edge teamkilling is fun On friends, yes. On randoms, no. 6) The game should become more difficult so that more people leave, weeding out the weak. To an extent I agree but it seems as if it is already happening. Less single digit IQ in matchmaking is always better. 7) Heist GM's are balanced and required no tuning whatsoever. Gitgud I think they are balanced, just not fun 8) Make a build its not hard True. It takes less than five minutes. 9) Never pass the ball in the corrupted strike, it's faster to just spam them. This. But also don't waste it if you catch a thrown ball. 10) Throwing comp games to get your 3 roses a week is a valid strategy and is encouraged. If you're not a PvP main just play with friends. It goes faster especially if you don't care about your rank. 11) Do not ever help anyone clear content for the first time, you either KWTD or Kick I love to do Sherpa runs, but I will not hesitate to kick you if you are stopping the team from progressing. 12) Lightfall>Witch Queen Agreed. LF campaign was way more enjoyable, and the post-campaign activities are better. 13) Gambit is a crafted weapon levelling playlist I get more levels from dungeon farming but you do you 14) I used starfire nades before it was cool so you streamers owe me big time. Accurate 15) When making an LFG always make 5 separate ones asking for a free carry. Eventually you will have a full fireteam of generous professionals and your master raid will be done in seconds Great strat might try it 16) The commend and ranking system was in no way flawed and definitely achieved what it set out to accomplish. Disagree. They are useless. 17) Never rez in pvp, if they die it's their fault Disagree 18) Pass the ball in the corrupted Agree 19) SBMM should never return CBMM is better 20) Leviathan was a good raid Agreed
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5 Replies“The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.”
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2 RepliesI really hope Guardian Ranks becomes the new "D1 day 1 alpha/beta player"
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Gold 2 and twice flawless and you can get rank 11 - sums up my problems with this whole system
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#3 has a point.
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1 Reply.... Best written Troll post goes to OP.
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1 ReplyPlease stop, my ego can't handle it.
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1 Reply[quote]As a rank 11 guardian I am now, as Bungie themselves stated, among the most experienced and exceptional among you. Therefore my word is law. To celebrate my ascension to being better than you all I have created a list of indisputable facts, opinions and advise that you cannot challenge because I am better than you...again Bungie said it not me. 1) PvP is super fun and you all need to GitGud 2) Raiding is easy, you just can't count to ten 3) Cayde 6 was never funny, he was annoying and cringed 4) Nimbus is based 5) Eager Edge teamkilling is fun 6) The game should become more difficult so that more people leave, weeding out the weak. 7) Heist GM's are balanced and required no tuning whatsoever. Gitgud 8) Make a build its not hard 9) Never pass the ball in the corrupted strike, it's faster to just spam them. 10) Throwing comp games to get your 3 roses a week is a valid strategy and is encouraged. 11) Do not ever help anyone clear content for the first time, you either KWTD or Kick 12) Lightfall>Witch Queen 13) Gambit is a crafted weapon levelling playlist 14) I used starfire nades before it was cool so you streamers owe me big time. 15) When making an LFG always make 5 separate ones asking for a free carry. Eventually you will have a full fireteam of generous professionals and your master raid will be done in seconds 16) The commend and ranking system was in no way flawed and definitely achieved what it set out to accomplish. 17) Never rez in pvp, if they die it's their fault 18) Pass the ball in the corrupted 19) SBMM should never return 20) Leviathan was a good raid See you out there Lesser Guardians Love from your superior, better player Lupi, Rank 11[/quote] I just want to thank you for giving me a good laugh while reading this and for also not breaking character in the replies!
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1 ReplyAs a fellow rank 11 and superior gamer I have to agree. The only thing I would add is that you should always pass the ball in corrupted, apart from the times that you shouldn’t pass it.
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2 RepliesEdited by IamJophus: 4/21/2023 6:00:28 PMDear Lupi, Thank you so much for your insights, opinions, and advice. I’m a lowly level 6 who has wasted a mere 5,319 hours on Destiny 2. Before reading your post, I never aspired to be anything more than a lowly level 6. You have, however, set off a spark of hope in me that I can be better. Much appreciated. Edit: I’m back to say that spark was just a little bit of intestinal gas, and I’m now back to not giving a -blam!- about ever becoming more than a lowly level 6. Thanks anyway. Regards, Jophus. Forever rank 6
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OP: no. 21 🤣 🫡
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1 ReplyAs a fellow Rank 11: PvP should be deleted Cayde was the best character this game ever had and will have Nimbus is annoying af The game should in fact have a much higher difficulty floor Heist GM's were easy af before the nerf Always pass the ball if on Master or GM Help people for the sherpa emblem WQ was kinda better than LF tho Gambit should also be deleted I wish they had not nerfed the commendation requirements, I grinded my -blam!- out for them
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5 RepliesI was friends with a guy who had one time been in a pvp match with the guy who had brain damage and was the only person to have the fate of all fools exotic In d1 so suck it rank 11 nerd
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7 RepliesShut the f€#! up you don't know what your talking about, your greasy -blam!- hasn't touched grass in years, your father left you to establish a life on a farm with a bisexual cow. Now give your smelly -blam!- a shower before machine guns become meta.[spoiler]I know your trolling btw[/spoiler]
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Haha tank 11 ….I just feel sorry for you 🙄😂
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“Pass the ball in corrupted after saying don’t pass it” 😂😂😂😂. Funny post by the way, sums everything up it seems like😅. I can see the sarcasm between the lines.
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1 ReplyAs a Paragon myself this person speaks nothing but lies
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2 RepliesThat was good! What was possibly even better was the Morons who didn't get it! My God, have these people no sense of insight? Then, what was possibly even betterer still, were your replies to said morons. Do not be perturbed. Carry on. (Rank 11! I, of course, am totally capable of achieving such myself, I just choose not to.)
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What’s a guardian rank again?
